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raccoon

the most adorable creature to ever exist
Person 1: that animal is literally so cute omg what is it
Person 2: its a raccoon
by raccoonsrcute January 24, 2023
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Raccoons at a Rave

The collective term for a group of people completely useless at the job they have been employed to do. All they do, all day long, is fuckarse around as if they are at a rave party
OMG, my employees in the warehouse are like raccoons at a rave.
by Its_broken December 26, 2024
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Raccoon

A woman that picks up men to take advantage of what they can get from them. Example: Free rent, food, drugs or money. When there is nothing to be taken, she disappears. Often from a man just getting out of a relationship or the relationship ended because she had her little grubby hand in it.
Digging through the remains of a ruined relationship for left over scraps. Often times a relationship she helped ruin.
She was just a raccoon, took everything I had and vanished....

She racooned me. Once I didn't have anything to offer her she was on to the next one....
by LaughingAlot June 3, 2024
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Raccoon Joe

That guy that always runs into your local gas station with a raccoon. You know who I mean.
Innocent bystander A: who the FUCK is that?? Why does he have a raccoon?
Innocent bystander B: Oh, that’s just Raccoon Joe. Don’t give him the validation.
by Orangeswithsquirrelfaces February 15, 2024
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Raccoon Knuckles

A smelly odd odor coming from a stanky woman's front butt.
Naw you don't want that she smells like raccoon knuckles.
by GrandPappy JessiePoo88 April 13, 2024
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raccooned

when you laugh so hard you snarl like a raccoon
that joke was so funny I raccooned
by 4182931 March 13, 2018
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Raccoon surprise

Raccoon surprise is when you and a lot of friends all wear ski mask with the lights off and then the other person male or female chooses who to fuck and at the end you turn on the lights and see who the raccoon was. Raccoon surprise
Me and ted decided to try a raccoon surprise with his friends and I ended up fucking Jason!
by Bean boy July 12, 2018
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