ryan

The ultimate respecter of wahmen. Despite this skill, he is still single. A luxury few can afford

"Ryan is sooo nice, I wish I could find a guy like him, thats not him."

by NotAGuyNamedRyan August 5, 2017

Ryan

A totally apeshit crow guy who bursts in on your day to day buisiness in Columbia. Who throws crows everywhere with no regard for anyone's safety. The crows peck, burn and caw like a scene kid being punched.

He spares no man, woman or child.

Guy 1: It was terrible. He threw crows at them until they were pecked to death. Then crows came out of their corpses, some of them were even electrified.
Guy 2: Yeah, that Ryan's really something

by ErectClown March 31, 2013

Ryan

Ryan is extremely buff and known to break down walls and bench people for fun.

"Dude did you see Ryan last night?! He broke down the fcking wall because no one had a key!"

by Dave Bibbs October 24, 2008

Ryan

Committer of floorcest and extremely daring. Does not care when he’s drunk. When he fucks he leaves the visor, glasses and bandana on even though he had to take off his shirt. Some believe the visor constricts blood rushing to one head and allows it to go to the other. Also known for getting whisky dick

I saw Ryan in the floor washroom but he didn’t have a visor on so we didn’t do anything

by Ryan’s first October 22, 2019

Ryan

A very nice, and caring person. He is generally shy, but once you get to know him he is a goofy sweetheart. He is a good friend and a crush to many.

“Man, that Ryan kid is really nice.”

“Yeah, I know, he fking cute too!”

by CoolioWaffle January 5, 2019

Ryan

A middle school boy who’s also a middle aged man who is annoying but also a friend fr ong. He’s sad but also too happy and he also has a girlfriend and no one knows how. He says he’s smart but he’s not but he’s also not completely dumb but he also is.

Person 1: Bro have you seen Ryan today?
Person 2: I am Ryan

Person 1: Ohh. Sorry you’re just so ryan I forget you’re ryan.

by user3.141592653589 February 9, 2023

Ryan

Ryan is a 6ft 5” boy with a muscular physique and who is very caring but puts people in there place and generally likes to beat the shit into anyone in his way Ryan Can be serious but only if you are being stupid He will also stand up for himself when people are being arse holes

Hey Ryan yr abs look good today
Thanks i know I workout

by Michael is gaiy October 18, 2019