rubbing lamps

Similar to scissoring, but involves two happy men rubbing their buttholes together while making extravagant wishes.

I just saw the most ridiculous meme ever. "Was it a girl yelling at a cat?" No, it was two dudes rubbing lamps and asking for pearl necklaces, tea bags, and chocolate starfish. I didn't get it.

by Bobby the Bug Man August 26, 2020

rubbing tummies

Sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman, could also be used to describe sex involving chubby chasers/chunky monkeys.

John: Where the fuck were you last night, you wanker?
Mike: Rubbing tummies with Shelia mate, she is her final trimester and it is fucking weird!
John: Wow, really? you seem pretty evenly matched then, eh!
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Tammy:Did you see the girl with Mike last night? She weighed like 15 stone!
Cheryl: Yeah, Mike prolly loves rubbing tummies!

by crzydoktor August 20, 2010

Rub the tusk

Providing compliments to another with the purpose of flattery.

Sam made sure to rub the tusk when he told Alex how great of a guitar player he was.

by The tusk rubber October 14, 2018

Rub Toe

When you get raped by trump and your ass has Cheeto dust all over it.

Bro I have Rub Toe

by Toe Rubber November 07, 2019

Rubbing cheese

Two lesbians with yeast infections performing sexual acts.

I bet those two were rubbing cheese last night.

by Shaunaldmcdnald April 30, 2022

Rub Smucker

Very gay person, who is obviously hiding their homosexuality. Originated from Vermillion Ohio but now sees widespread use in Ohio and West Virginia.

Wow, that guy was a rub smucker!

by Jon Holtkampf October 22, 2014

Rub it out

Never mind, forget about it.

Rub it out I found what I need.

by Sdrawdenor June 21, 2022