rooted system

The after-math of the human body being fucked.

:Did you just get done boneing Sherrie?
:Yeah look at that "Rooted System".

by Brant Pernciaro May 28, 2006

mary jane rottencrotch

The girl next door who will no longer be fingerbanged through her pretty pink panties by you.

Tom: Did you see M.J. Rottencrotch the other night?
Burt: Yeah, but I couldn't fingerbang her through her pretty pin panties. :(

by Merc.HugeBalls December 23, 2004

maryjane rotten crotch

the skankiest nasty scum douchebag slut a hood rat of epic degree with no I mean no redeeming qualities and she wears glasses has a una brow and a moustache with multiple kids from different dads whose idea of ambition is squeezing no dropping another kid for more wellfare ugly as a lard fire with a pile of what appears to be dog vomit with sabertooth crotch crickets between its legs and 20 pelicans following everytime she goes to the beach trying to tell her about douche because of the stank on her pussy it confuses them because they think they're going to mac down on a pile fish guts or dog vomit they show up and it's just some maryjane rotten crotch also m.j.r.c.

K.T. is a big ole fucken maryjane rotten crotch she'd fuck a cops k-9 if she thought there might be something in it for her, three meals a day for that hoe is swallowing the load of three different guys in one day while she's pregnant from some other guy parties on wellfares dime and sells her ass for everything else

by [e-mail] June 18, 2009

Dirty rotten house

1.The bastard child of house & Speed garage.
2.Vocal HOuse music thats Bass heavy.
3.A place full of basswhores
4.Sumwhere filthy u mite live

Cleaner wanted dirty rotten house - apply within

by Piss Mink September 26, 2006

rotten ranchero

stick a raw egg into the anus,and poop it out without breaking it.

Guido won the egg toss by ending it with a rotten ranchero.

by cessna July 12, 2006

roto rooter

california drain and sewer cleaning person ( aka tail pipe cleaner )

Yo LA Roto rooter hombre when U get done cleaning my pipes just blow blow horn I give mexican credit card NO!

In California just 2 types of hombre's HOT ROD doggie and roto rooter's

by itichie_nocanpo August 30, 2006

rooting for truffles

Function: verb

Etymology: term originally associated with truffle-hunting sows, who use their snouts to nuzzle the precious fungus from the earth. Pigs communicate their sexual availability to other pigs via the steroid that truffles contain.

1. the sexual act normally associated with cunnilingus involving the rubbing of one's nose against one's partner's clitoris 2. to perform such an act

Sally: Hey dude what's up with your nose? Are you getting a cold or something?
Mark: Nah I was up all night rooting for truffles.
Sally: Whoa, your girlfriend is one lucky gal!

by Alana Post October 14, 2005