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Roll A One

To perform spectacularly badly at an attempted task or activity, in a flourishing display of unprecedented misfortune.

Originates from the roleplaying game, Dungeons & Dragons, where a die must be rolled to determine a players' level of success in performing certain tasks. Rolling a one in such a situation would almost certainly cause the task to fail catastrophically.
Person A: My chocolate fondue fountain just exploded somehow, and ruined my entire house.

Person B: Wow, did you just roll a one, or what?
by Batomilami July 26, 2011
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Roll-a-dog

Juicy, plump, mystery meat that looks eerily similar to both a hot dog and male genitalia. Typically sold at gas stations, such as Speedway. Named for the roller grill on which they are cooked. NOTE: Be careful when ordering a "roll-a-dog", because it is also a sex move often performed by hookers in the back of such establishments.
That roll-a-dog be looking PLUMP!
by Mr. Meows July 25, 2012
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roller-coaster sentence

A roller-coaster sentence is a sentence that contains words that are random, controversial, or crazy. These words can be anything with no limits, containing racist words or politics.

Picture a plain, generic roller-coaster. Usually, the tracks contain loops or segments that rise up and fall down. These "loops" would be the words in a roller-coaster sentence, as each word is a large loop.
roller-coaster sentence examples:
"Nigga sex frisbee".
"Mass Shootings are lovely and inspiring."
"Shit, meatspin's got my asshole on the hook."
"Cunt nigger trash."
"That gay nigga Jesus just fingerbanged me in a bowling alley in front of my step-sister, who masturbated on the spot."
by StercouraceousZeugma July 28, 2018
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rallykazoo

Noun:
1. A roundabout, complicated detour, usually after making a wrong turn.

2. The act of taking a complicated route or making a circle or U-turn in order to get back on your way.

One does or makes a rallykazoo.
After accidentally taking the exit for the Verrazano Bridge, he had to make a rallykazoo.

That detour sure was crazy – what a rallykazoo!

I hate how Waze is constantly making me do rallykazoos through random neighborhoods.
by KtotheCtotheJ May 2, 2019
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rolled ankle

When Death itself pokes your foot
Dude 1: Ahh i just rolled my ankle
Dude 2: Dude you totally just got a rolled ankle
by I Want 2 Dye April 2, 2019
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rollalope

The name given to the male population in Rolla missouri.
The gals went to Rolla Mo, and are scouting for Rollalope in a city of men
by Ron Rollalope October 1, 2020
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ebola rolla

the quarantined Dallas Texas ambulance parked at Texas Health Resources used to transport the first confirmed case of the boulevard is in the United States.
"Jimmy, did you hear about that guy the is the first confirmed case of Ebola in the United States? I took him to the hospital on walnut lane"

"yes Duane, everyone has heard of it. They took him from those apartments in the ebola rolla a few days ago"
by shoffnee October 9, 2014
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