I was having a threesome, and while these girls were scissoring, one of them queefed, they looked at each other in disgust for a few seconds... They both thought the other one farted! I literally ROFLAWed...
by admmak February 22, 2011
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rolling on the floor laughing my 4$$ off and scaring the cat
..which adds even more to the greatness of the laugh, resulting in the kind of laugh many people have died happy from
Cats don't like this kind of stuff, others find it funny, but most are too scared.
rolling on the floor laughing my 4$$ off and scaring the cat
..which adds even more to the greatness of the laugh, resulting in the kind of laugh many people have died happy from
Cats don't like this kind of stuff, others find it funny, but most are too scared.
-The day Microsoft will make something that will not suck, will be the day they will start making vacuum cleaners.
-ROFLMAOASC!!1
-ROFLMAOASC!!1
by MadCatMk2 March 6, 2007
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by showtime, shifty, jake, sunshine May 6, 2004
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by Jonathan Lin October 5, 2006
Get the roflcopter mug.1. Lit. saurian considered emblematic of comedy, esp. puns and internet based humor. The common roflsaurus is known only to legend but is believed to average a meter and a half in height and to consume banned quotes off bash.org. Their mating calls are said to sound like, "Roofle roofle" ergo the name roflsaurus.
2. Denigratory term for a Forensics speech delivery posture. The roflsaurus involves placing a brief on a table and then leaning over it for a delivery punctured by gestures made with clawlike hands.
Bckgrd. One internet savvy coach got annoyed and called a speech-giver "roflsaurus" referencing both his nickname and his position.
2. Denigratory term for a Forensics speech delivery posture. The roflsaurus involves placing a brief on a table and then leaning over it for a delivery punctured by gestures made with clawlike hands.
Bckgrd. One internet savvy coach got annoyed and called a speech-giver "roflsaurus" referencing both his nickname and his position.
The San Jose zoo recently acquired a roflsaurus that was captured on slashdot.
Ray, stop doing the roflsaurus or I'll make you do another Congress brief.
Ray, stop doing the roflsaurus or I'll make you do another Congress brief.
by Thelonius May 24, 2004
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This is used by (or, more commonly, when mocking) extremely FUCKED UP people. Often AOL users who visit teenage chat rooms from ages 8-12 and pretend to be cool.
This is used by (or, more commonly, when mocking) extremely FUCKED UP people. Often AOL users who visit teenage chat rooms from ages 8-12 and pretend to be cool.
Phrases you may also hear from this type of people in:
Chat Rooms:
"18/f/big boobs, wanna cyber?"
"U sound hawt want 2 meet irl??????"
"I know, like, totally."
RPGs:
"HI ALL I M NEW WANT TO GIVE ME ALL UR STUFF?"
"OOOOH HOW DO I GET THAT?"
"WOW UR HIGH LEVEL I WANNA B LIKE U"
On the street:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
<That is all they can say, because if they say anything else, they'll be shot by sensible people and end up saying just that.
Chat Rooms:
"18/f/big boobs, wanna cyber?"
"U sound hawt want 2 meet irl??????"
"I know, like, totally."
RPGs:
"HI ALL I M NEW WANT TO GIVE ME ALL UR STUFF?"
"OOOOH HOW DO I GET THAT?"
"WOW UR HIGH LEVEL I WANNA B LIKE U"
On the street:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
<That is all they can say, because if they say anything else, they'll be shot by sensible people and end up saying just that.
by A pedestrian who is afraid. VERY afraid. April 11, 2005
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"that's so funny rofl"
by Trafton August 2, 2003
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