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Rocket Science

A phrase used by people too stupid to know that rocketry is an engineering discipline and not a science at all.
Manager: "Can't you do anything right? It's not rocket science!"

Worker: "Actually, rocketry is an engineering discipline."

Manager: "You're fired."
by Chelonian November 30, 2010
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Cunt Rocket

Projectile female ejaculation. The type brought on by explosive orgasms.
Whoa shit. That was so good I shot a cunt rocket clear across the room!
by whoopi July 23, 2006
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reggie rocket

Regina "Reggie" Rocket resides in Ocean Shores, California. She is the brother of Oswald "Otto" Rocket and the daughter of Ray "Raymundo" Rocket. She is an excellent kid action athlete and one of the best in the world as seen from the New Zealand competition. She is the second best kid action athlete behind her brother Otto Rocket. However, she is very often on par with him and in many instances even better. She is an excellent skateboarder, surfer, wind surfer, blader, hockey player, biker, snowboarder, and skiier. Her friends are Maurice "Twister" Rodriguez, Sam "Squid" Dulalrd, Trish, and Sherry. She also goes by Rocket Girl.
Reggie: Its okay Sammy, just do it like this
Sam: Thanks Reggie!

Raymundo: Way to go Rocket Girl!!
Otto: Awesome move Reg!

Announcer: What is your name?
Reggie: Reggie Rocket
by RocketPowerSwoosh2 November 25, 2013
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Roger Rocket

Are you coming for Badminton this evening?

Roger Rocket!
by Basha King September 3, 2013
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Captain of Rockets

Someone who has done everything thinkable long before middle age which is totally unprovable
Leon has done it all he's Captain of Rockets
by Fatticus Matticus December 9, 2008
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Acme Rocket

When a guy is having doggystyle sex with a girl standing up, he bends her over and lays forward on her back. He then lifts his feet off the ground and extends his arms out to look like an Acme Rocket on Wile E. Coyote's back. Works best if the girl is wearing roller skates.
My house is a total wreck because my girlfriend and I tried the Acme Rocket last night.
by Curtis Deadman June 28, 2010
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Boost rocket

A car that is using forced induction, that is crazily fast
Dude.. that GTi-R just ran a 9.8 quarter.. That thing is a boost rocket
by Rubix May 23, 2004
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