Robert;
He's the guy you thought you loved all your life. The kind of guy who promises you the world and then pulls it from under your
feet. He charms everyone so they don'
t see who he really is, and always makes the ladies seem
like the crazy ones. He has huge bug eyes that SOMEHOW, he gets the ladies to look past.. but that's not all they look past.. also his itty
bitty teeny weenie dinkie winkie.
Don't let that Robert fool you ladies. RUN!!