Queffing

The action in which one's penis makes a loud squeak when ejaculating. Not yet proven

"I heard him queffing inside of me"

by Trick2G August 6, 2014

Quaffle

a women how Queefs alot. Queefer

I tapped Amber last night, shes such a quaffle!

by James McVane May 11, 2007

Quief

Coming from, or passing through the vagina, crotch, pussy, or "love box" of a woman which has no distinct smell to it.

As Amanda was squatting 200lbs, she accidently let out a quief.

by Quief Master Mander May 24, 2003

quief

A vaginal fart that comes from a whole lot of screwing!

One night, after a bootylicious time w/ my man, i let out the longest, wettest, loudest quief. i kind of quief a lot.

by Puddy April 7, 2004

Quiefdildo

An expression used when things dont go your way or when you are extremely fustrated.

AHH! QUIEFDILDO! I cant believe that my mom didnt buy any snack packs!

by BSD<--batgirls May 9, 2009

Quaff

Jewish, dick sucking, asshole, Greek, whom never answers their phone, and is an incompetent douche. Also a person with a tendency to make your life shittier.

You fucking quaff!

by michaelhunterrr July 10, 2012

quilf

a word describing a really old milf , primarily over the age of 50.

a mix of the words quilt (old blanket) and milf (mom i'd like to fuk), used to describe an extremely old milf whos on the brink of loosing her "fuckableness"

"son, justins grandma is a total milf; no way man shes a quilf, shes drooping"

by riggidy Ram One July 25, 2008