heavy petting

foreplay ranging from breast massage to masturbating one's partner, yet no coïtal contact.

we're not married yet, so we're stuck with heavy petting sessions.

by xenofobiq August 17, 2004

puttin' sauce on it

To add on to or embellish, an already crazy situation or story.

Guy 1: And the lady thanked me and gave me some money and whispered if I wanted some other favors too!

Guy 2: Quit puttin' sauce on it you know that didn't happen!

by BRonin357 April 4, 2009

Patting Your Horse

Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.

Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.

‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’

‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’

by CF Enterprises August 20, 2020

Baby-Punting

Baby-Punting is a traditional sport in Nigeria, where you have to kick a baby a certain distance, and who ever gets the closest to said distance wins.

Bob: Man, Baby-Punting should be in the Olympics....
James: Bob, what the fuck?

by MrFred0 June 27, 2022

Sunday Crock Potting

The internal gasy, gastrointestinal buildup, throughout the day on Sunday, of a wet, steamy shit inevitably to be dumped at the office on Monday morning. Sunday Crock Potting typically gestates a massive excrement as a result of a weekend of partying and poor dietary choices.

What the hell happened in that bathroom? Looks like there was swamp buggy race in the toilet and the smell is enough to make me retch.

George had a long weekend. He warned me he had been Sunday Crock Potting and I might not want to go in there.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

are you petting my mongoose

are you vibing with me

are you petting my mongoose with me tomorrow night

by Jlock April 5, 2019

children punting

The act of taking a child and punting them, much like in football or soccer, to see how far you can make them go. It usually leads to extreme injury or death to the child, but punters rarely are traced back to the incident.

I heard Larry and Sarah went to children punting last night.

Indeed. Someone told me they got one kid straight into a trash can on their first try.

by The Almighty Sackboy January 27, 2016