Porch Monkey

A porch monkey is a black guy, I mean a monkey that hides under your porch and waits for you to get home so he can take the drug money you owe him.

"I lost all my money to a porch monkey"

"Oh my goodness thats terrible!"

by Unknown '_' March 22, 2016

porch whore

It's the type of whore that's fully committed to the whore lifestyle, yet can not reap the benefits of being a full blown whore because this whore is not a go-getter. They sell themselves from the porch because they are afraid of risk or anything or they just don't see that they miss out because they're comfortable from the porch. Porch whore needs to ask themwhoreself: " Is it worth being a full blown whore if I don't reap the full whore benefits?"

Patrick: "Look! It's a whore! Do you think I will get laid?"
George: " idk, man. The chances are fifty-fifty, because it's a porch whore ."
Patrick: " That whole should take the bull by the whorns."

by Bitchmonger May 5, 2016

porch painting

Porch painting is when you tunasub on a partners chest brush it in with a paint brush.

I was just porch painting my girls chest last night.

by Porch painting November 15, 2016

porch turkey

It is a term used for white folks standing on a porch such as its counter-part porch monkey

Man look at that porch turkey

by Porch Turkey November 23, 2017

porchcock

Porchcock doesn't really mean anything its just used for when you get mad and u call people a porchcock. I like the word because I made it, it is pretty much a different word for bitch I guess lmao

Starbucks: sorry we can't give you a free coffee
Me: your such a porchcock

by From grade six or middle schoo June 12, 2018

porch money tits

When you can't get hired at the only strip club in a hundred miles so you just strip on your porch.

Yo, Susan might be ugly but shes on her porch money tits game for sure

by Senior officer ballz June 4, 2018

Parched Post

A thirsty, attention-seeking post on social media made intentionally vague to alarm people or just get people to feel bad for them.

Betty checked-in to her doctor's office on FB, vaguely stating, "One of two appointments today." Prompting concerned people to comment "What's going on?" Or "Hope everything is ok." Betty either did not reply or wrote, "PM me." Come on Betty, that was a Parched Post.

Brittany posted on social media last night, "So done with fake people." But she's too chicken to actually name these fake people. Parched Post!

Louise lamented on FB that is was her birthday and no one remembered. Poor Louise. Louise is looking for empty happy birthdays from old classmates and co-workers she hasn't seen in years. What a Parched Post.

by Sweetiegirl77 December 1, 2018