Preston

Has a shlong dong dick and pulls a lot of bitches

Preston has a shlong dong dick and pulls a lot of bitches

by goat _39 October 3, 2018

Preston Eng

The hottest most muscular man I have ever seen in my very depressing life that I had before seeing him! He has biceps the size of a basketball and he’s only in 8th grade!! I just wanna seduce him with my implants!!!

Preston Eng just did 209 push-ups today!

by SharkPlayz SDF September 1, 2019

preston

Someone who goes to bed early. Specifically before 4:20 AM. Also refers to someone who is burnt out after having the munchies and eating a lot of food.

"Dude I think I'm gunna be a preston tonight, I'm really tired and gotta go to bed."

"Wake the fuck up Preston!"

"Are you gunna be a Saturday night prest?"

by smoketreefatreef December 27, 2008

postoagie

stoner lingo, like "stoner" or "bro"

Yo! Postoagie! 'sup?

by David Gossett March 18, 2005

PROCTOLOGIST

Also known as: A shitty job.

Ernie: You know Burt, McDonald's would go under if you weren't there to run the frier!

Bert: Yeah, I'm a regular proctologist.

by Big Turd Burgler April 10, 2008

Prosopobibliophobia

Facebook phobia, or having an aversion to all things Facebook.

"I'be been suffering from a bout of prosopobibliophobia - I haven't updated my profile pic, in months"

by J. Marquardt July 28, 2012

preston

this word is part of a phrase 'Doing a preston' which is used to describe the act in which a male inserts his fingers up the rear-end of a small, south-african, ring-rotted, beaver.

HEY EVERYBODY!! Im Doing a Preston!! Wooohhooooo

by Allahbebackforaquickie June 20, 2006