my mom is in prison

the response to a very insulting "your mom" joke; often used to make the deliverer of the insult to feel worse than you do

Person: "Your mom is fat!" Other person: "My mom is in prison" Person: "oh.."

by hk zel March 9, 2019

prison print

An amateur tattoo, typically done with cassette deck components depicting initials, sudo tribal, scorpion or other reptile imagery. Outlines of tattoos are inconsistent, rarely shaded, and poorly placed. Most importantly the tattoo is applied from the artists point of view.

“Aint you got some G-Unit to cover that prison print?”

by the kevlar August 14, 2008

Prison Rich

To possess vast quantities of something that has very little actual monetary value, similar to if someone possessed a large quantity of cigarettes in prison.

Jack didn't have much money, but he was prison rich in happy meal toys.

by chloe1733 September 13, 2011

prison date

A euphemism mainly used in prisons used to mean the act of male masterbation

Harry's going to the showers early probably on a prison date

by Mr dranal September 24, 2017

Proton

The Proton is a bright orange car which you get stoned in daily.

I was cruising in the Proton the other day and I got pulled by the pigs.

by Flash Fear And Loathing Gordon June 29, 2009

prison purse

The b-hole, anus, a-hole especially when used for smuggling purposes.

Be careful if you smoke Chacos cigs. He keeps them in his prison purse.

by Cowboyboot July 31, 2011

Prison Gay

An otherwise heterosexual man who while in prison engages in homosexual sex. Can include who men prefer women but resort to gay sex as an sexual and/or emotional outlet while incarcerated, as well as men who are forced into submissive sexual roles by other men punks.

Jose is straight, married and got kids but he was Prison Gay while he was doing that dime in Attica.

by BxMuscle January 24, 2009