Trump Promise

When a person promises to do something so grandiose, that it is quite clearly obvious that they will not be able to follow through with said promise.

A grandiose promise that won't be fulfilled and is made in an effort to show off.

*Maxamillion is running for class president of New Voices Elementary and is currently speaking at his school's gymnasium debate against his rival Shillary*

Maxamillion : "If you vote for me as your class president, I will build a great playground-- and nobody builds playgrounds better than me, believe me --and I'll build it very inexpensively. I will build a great, great playground , and I will make the New Voices Elementary pay for that playground! Mark my words."

Random Student: "I've never seen you build a playground! How can you build a playground? You're only 7 years old! That sounds like a Trump Promise if I've ever heard one. You just want use to vote for you!"

*Other students yell out "Yeah!"*

by Kylemcman October 10, 2016

prouse

The juicy hindquarter of a mammal

check out that prouse !
i wanna get my munchers around that shit !

by fredrickjohannesburg August 1, 2009

promise ring

Much like a handjob, it is somewhere between nothing or something

I gave her a promise ring

by Doug Baskims November 2, 2008

Promise Keeper

One who is excessively Evangelical Christian, even to the point of attending a large conference where 50,000 other men praise God, and are brought to tears by the speakers who point out what bad fathers that all of these men are. While most men who attend these conferences claim to achieve a spiritual "high" and recommit their lives to Jesus, according to statistics, most of these men actually return to their hotel rooms and order pornography.

My Dad came back from a Promise Keeper conference claiming to be a different man, but within a few days he was back to his old ways of ignoring his kids and not having sex with his wife.

by Good boy April 30, 2006

prosecco ghetto

Any area of any large town or city where it is predominantly middle class. The tell tale signs are a Londis or Bargain Booze that is selling upmarket items like organic Cous Cous and Prosecco.

I have just bought a flat in the middle of Prosecco Ghetto its very nice and near to Waitrose.

by MCB0NUS June 21, 2014

proserpine

practically the same town as Moranbah, just some skanky hoes and bogans who think there cool because the ride scooters.

Proserpine footy players "oi cunt ill drop ya on your fucking head"

by Wain King August 14, 2017

prisezn

has the best anime and manga content ever. coolest person on earth 🤤

prisezn is so cool!! i want to be mutuals with her

by hisuluvbot May 29, 2021