A person who guesses correctly
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Me: I'm gonna get a professional editing gpu for my photos:
8 year old: Oh yeah you can play roblox with 2 fps very nice
Me: *slaps 8 yr old with tank*
8 year old: Oh yeah you can play roblox with 2 fps very nice
Me: *slaps 8 yr old with tank*
by trumpation August 26, 2020
Get the Professional editing gpu mug.A person who is obsessed with and spends the majority of their life knowing more about what's inside someone's elses pockets more than what's in their own pockets or own life. Usually a hater, they make rampant HR violations at work by talking about everyone else's take home salary openly in the office. They are so busy watching others they have no value in their own career, job, or life as all their time is spent watching others instead of actually developing their own skills and abilities, thus making them easily replaceable.
Man did you see Erik at work today? He's a true professional Pocket Watcher and should take part in the World Olympics Pocket Watching division. I am sure he would win unanimously.
Though Edward hated pocket watchers growing up in the south, he become a Professional Pocket Watcher himself over the years when he knew how much money all his neighbors paid for rent , how much was in their bank account, when their checks hit every month, and how long they've lived at the building. All while almost losing his veteran rental voucher because he don't know his own rent or business, rather he knows everyone else's businesses.
Harris ridicules the toes of his daughter, the girlfriend and wives if his friends, and the random street walkers he picks up for sexual relations. Harris refuses to look down or acknowledge his own feet which are in need of serious medical attention: he nearly lost two toes to being frostbitten when he was too afraid to stay in the house with a woman he despised and too cheap to get a hotel room, and instead slept in his cold car on a freezing night.
Harris is a professional pocket watcher. He cares more about others (particularly women) toes than his own toes which, if a child has to look at, would make them cry.
Though Edward hated pocket watchers growing up in the south, he become a Professional Pocket Watcher himself over the years when he knew how much money all his neighbors paid for rent , how much was in their bank account, when their checks hit every month, and how long they've lived at the building. All while almost losing his veteran rental voucher because he don't know his own rent or business, rather he knows everyone else's businesses.
Harris ridicules the toes of his daughter, the girlfriend and wives if his friends, and the random street walkers he picks up for sexual relations. Harris refuses to look down or acknowledge his own feet which are in need of serious medical attention: he nearly lost two toes to being frostbitten when he was too afraid to stay in the house with a woman he despised and too cheap to get a hotel room, and instead slept in his cold car on a freezing night.
Harris is a professional pocket watcher. He cares more about others (particularly women) toes than his own toes which, if a child has to look at, would make them cry.
by GO DJ HaKa July 7, 2023
Get the Professional Pocket Watcher mug.When a man rolls over his girlfriends chest pinning her arms down with his knees while proceeding to masturbate on her face and persons.
Yo adam last night my girlfriend ashley was being such a bitch, so right before she fell asleep i decided to pay her back with The Professional and I really made a mess.
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Get the miss professional mug.The semi professional girlfriend is the often visually pleasing partner of (in this particular example) a dj.
What this actually means is that they commit sex acts on at least one dj on the same line up at a time before then controlling everything besides the mixer in the dj booth such as fan access and how long fans may look at the dj before getting a filthy look from semi pro girlfriend and waves of spunky energy.
These girlfriends collect dj sperm and proceed to later cough it up and make trophies from it at a later date whilst telling everyone at the afters how some well known name in the dj world is their boyfriend.
In terms of professionalism these girlfriends usually get paid in drink, drugs, backstage passes and superstar sperm only.
A semi professional girlfriend is similar to a WAG in the world of football and often displays a superficial experience.
What this actually means is that they commit sex acts on at least one dj on the same line up at a time before then controlling everything besides the mixer in the dj booth such as fan access and how long fans may look at the dj before getting a filthy look from semi pro girlfriend and waves of spunky energy.
These girlfriends collect dj sperm and proceed to later cough it up and make trophies from it at a later date whilst telling everyone at the afters how some well known name in the dj world is their boyfriend.
In terms of professionalism these girlfriends usually get paid in drink, drugs, backstage passes and superstar sperm only.
A semi professional girlfriend is similar to a WAG in the world of football and often displays a superficial experience.
"Dudeeee she is fit" "Na mate that's a Semi Professional Girlfriend - can you not sense the self importance vibe radiating off her or smell of perfume and semen?"
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