Poptart

1) An insult often used by Cami. There is no definite definition, the only clearly stated definition is in the Napkin to English Dictionary.

2) The best breakfast food ever. They're cooler than you.

1) Cami: You're such a poptart.
Person #1: ...What?
Person #2: Look it up in the Napkin to English Dictionary.
Person #1: Right-o!
Cami: WHOO! I HAS PUDDING!

2) I ate some poptarts, therefore my stomach is cooler than you.

by Cami (Is cooler than you) March 18, 2007

Poptard

One who is ignorant in matters of pop culture. This is a general term which includes the Cinematard.

Heather - "Who's Britney Spears?"
Greta - "Girl, you are a real poptard if you don't know who Britney Spears is."

by Schween D'Borscht January 5, 2009

Poptart

1. Any girl, usually a teenager, obsessed with being hip, artsy, or excentric, enjoys indie pop music and drinks redbull as a main part of her diet ; A girl who goes out of her way to be a "hipster".

"hey look at that poptart over there, shes such a hipster."
"she wont listen to that music shes a total poptart"

by Auoranaut October 4, 2011

popetastic

describing or pertaining to an unforgivable mistake or sin such that not even the Pope can absolve you of, and he is the closest thing to God

If cheating on your wife is a cardinal sin, then cheating on your wife with several 13-yr old confused young boys is a popetastic sin.

by franklybaked December 28, 2011

poptart head

someones square or rectangularish shaped head

your head is so squarish

its called a poptart head,duh

by aismyname August 6, 2014

Poptarts

One of the greatest foods to have ever been brought to existence. Thanks Kellogg's!

Who needs cooking if you have Poptarts?

by Twight0931 March 11, 2017

Postal Babble

When someone is explaining something that can cause them to become excited or animated in the way they are conversing about any given topic they are discussing . Often times they are well knowledgeable and versed in what they are discussing that most often then not when someone is in a postal babble they appear is if they are ranting excessively and almost incoherently with which the speed of main talking points and secondary topics are being swiftly and intelligently woven together that seems very much like nonsensical Madness to the untrained or easily misdirected but to all those who is starting to train themselves in the study of discovery and meaning and for just those extras wise and what ifs that entail everyone's daily life and literal existence someone who appears to be on a going into a postal Babel Has masterfully narrated a deep ladder and which they invite all who care to listen to the quote unquote nonsensical ranting and ravings like a madman to follow them down the Deep rabbit hole that they have seen to have formulated in the present moment

Oh I can't wait until 5:00 so I can listen to my podcast postal babble . #2 . It sounds like Bob is getting into a Postal Babble agin . I wonder what it's going to be about this time .

by D1G1TaL_){night November 24, 2022