Pookster

Is the name of the most handsome, important person in the entire world

You just can’t help but love pookster

by SilentStorm0510 December 24, 2025

Pooks

Shortened version of pookie/pooky.

Hey pooks! Are you still coming over tn?

Bye pooks!

Love you pooks<3

by Jellogobbler69 December 24, 2025

cracky poofs

super delicious cereal that makes you insane.

So why are you acting so crazy? Did you eat your cracky poofs this morning?

by Gypsychic February 28, 2008

The Pooksies

Reffering to a girl gamer's vagina.

Dude I want to pound the pooksies out of that girl so hard right now!

by Ritznato August 26, 2013

Reverse Poohs Disease

The affliction that is onset preceding over-indulgence. Not to be confused with the sensation of an emptyness in the tumbly.

The primary symptom is a notion of rumblyness in the tumbly area. Similar to the more commonly known as Poohs Disease.

Prognosis is generally short term discomfort that can be resolved by drinking large amounts of water. Advanced cases can result in loss of sleep while in severe cases vomiting is also present.

Best course of treatment is rest and avoiding the honeypot.

Rizzo drank so much that his tumbly was rumbly. He cleary was suffering from reverse poohs disease

by Rizzofrizzle August 12, 2018

Paulie Poolside

The empty gesture of offering a sum of money to cover a bill which is not even close to the total.

I took my friend out for an $800 dinner and he only offered me $100 for the bill. What a Paulie Poolside!

by mightymoe333 November 17, 2020

Crown Pools and Spas

When you’re so incompetent at your job and fuck up so unfathomably every single time, yet you somehow manage to deflect ownership of your mistakes and blame the customer, and attempt to extort them out of money.

Jesus dude, you just ran the red light and killed all those pedestrians.

They shouldn’t have walked across the road.

That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.

by BernardandJennaSmith March 13, 2023