Pouring the milk before the cereal

Slang for the person you are hooking up with.

Your friend when he sees the person you've been sleeping with: So uh, is that the person you're pouring the milk before the cereal with?
You: Yes it is.
Your friend: Noice.

by Smitty_245 November 24, 2017

POOBING

The act of being Walt Disney and putting metal in ones bones

Oh boy howdy do I like POOBING

by Pquiblo January 1, 2018

Poohing

When someone watches winneh the Pooh in someone else’s bed

Derek: Sophie I am poohing in your bed
Sophie: you better mean watching the show

by Buymekitkats July 25, 2018

pooning the loom

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.

Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 1, 2019

pouring

insane amount of bleeding

go help him hes pouring!

by 696969420420420 June 18, 2019

pouring

bleeding in high amounts

go help him hes pouring

by 696969420420420 June 18, 2019

pooping partner

When pooping in a public restroom stall, this is any individual that is also pooping in an adjacent stall, either on the left or right or both. Having one or more Pooping Partners is generally undesired as you are often subjected to your Pooping Partner's loud grunts, snorts, and flatulence as well as having to deal with the smells of your own defecation mingling with theirs.

I hate having pooping partners. Took me 30 to find a bathroom with only one stall.

My pooping partner today almost gassed me out. Couldn't breathe for my entire shit session.

I heard my pooping partner grunt like a dying goat.

by GinMouse September 25, 2019