porting

the endless bitching of a girlfriend and/or female around you

Jen is just porting all the time now.

I can't take this porting much longer, it never ends.

by phreak136 August 4, 2005

Poncing

the sight of a guy wearing tight athletic shorts that totally show his package on the side, facing the thigh. Named after an RA at Florida International University.

1)Why did you look at him with that face?
2)Did you see his package? He was totally poncing.
1)Yeah, I noticed that too. But... I kinda liked it.

by PHResident October 7, 2009

Shit Posting

posting shit, a general random area

This is a shit posting forum

by vanilladazzle November 8, 2016

poning the noobs

Getting your ass kicked in gears by GraGraGravity

Poning the noobs is fucking awesome

by Jim Morrison fucked your mom February 21, 2009

Pussy Pointing

A maneuver used to keep sand from entering a woman's vaginal cavity during intercourse on the beach.

Jennifer was having sex on the beach with Brad but her vag was getting pretty sandy. She used the "Pussy Pointing"maneuver to aim her pussy to the clouds. Pussy Pointing.

by CUntMasterFlexXx July 26, 2012

stop posting about baller

stop posting about baller! Im tired of seeing it. My friends on tiktok be like: BALLER well i forgot the rest of the lyrics

stop posting about baller im tired of seeing it!!!111!!111!

by MatMannn_ November 9, 2022

Posting a Parcel

Filling a parcel with excrement and posting it through the door of a house (commonly done after midnight).

'I was Posting a Parcel last night, very messy.'

by Bill Carr February 14, 2007