Pontificate

A euphemism used for "fuck." Succeeded by the previous, "whatever."

Ow! Fuck this door! I mean, pontificate this door!

by Cricketmon August 13, 2010

pontins

1. a: A hairy asshole.
b: Usually found on a forest ranger.
2: a: Axel frog.
b: 50 Cent
3: a: Furry tennis BALLS.

Ex 1: Godammit! Did you see the pontin on that kid?

Ex 2: Godammit! When that forest range needed to groove, his pontins were in the wide open, and he told us they had pride.

Ex 3: Godammit! What the fuck is up with this pontin singer person frog.

Ex 4: Godammit! That pontin was shot in da hood!

Ex 5: Godammit! You stole my extra furry pontin. Don't carress it. Or, massage it. You'll break it! FUCK!

by Butros June 22, 2006

Pontiac Driver

An individual who drives a Pontiac. This term originates from a marketing slogan used by GM to promote their shitty Pontiac automobiles. However, in recent years it has been more commonly used as a derogatory term, as Pontiacs seem to be the car of choice for those with absolutely no driving skills.

Dude, we start work at 8:00, not 10:30.

I know, I know, I was rear-ended by some stupid bitch driving a pink Sunfire. Fucking Pontiac Drivers!

by cokemidget January 14, 2008

pontic

pontic:noun.
Poor
Old
Niggers
Think
Its
Cadillac

yo im gonna get me a brand new pontic

by cool cat October 7, 2004

Pontygwaith

A place in the Rhondda Valleys in South Wales, mostly known for underage pregnancys, most unemployed people in the UK, drugs, drinking and ruffians.

Basicaly slags and slut live here, don't go with anyone from here you'll either catch a STI or become pregnant ouch!

Pontygwaith

by saphiragold1993 June 6, 2010

Pontate

To give a person a job to do , knowing thay will screw it up.

To set a person up , is to pontate.

by red merlin. January 10, 2016

Pontificate

Another smart person word for thinking

My brain is awash with theorems and profundities that i can pontificate upon at length

by Shmishy🌝 January 6, 2018