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Poker League

the most niggerous group of fucking niggers, pope aidan lxix and the current shambala rem yang the inverted guide this group of twats to seek the legendary el baconous niggerous ham ham and the michelLANjello's wind spirits.
The pope of the Poker League spreads his holy water with all sexy bitches
by MichelLANjello November 2, 2016
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Obsessive Poker

{Obsessive Poker}
1:Someone who obsessivly pokes any one and everyone on Facebook..
And will not stop.
They like the feeling they get from it like they are actually touching them and get turned on by it.
I.E Facebook

Jay:"Dude, Tabatha keeps poking me on Facebook. She is freakin obsessed."

Dave:"I know she poked me too, she won't quit its annoying."

Mark:"She poked me too, looks like she is an obsessive poker. "

Jay:"Im deleting her if she doesn't quit it."
by Gail Richmond September 6, 2010
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Pennsylvania Poker

A disgraced former assistant coach from a major university alleged to have had sexual relations with preteen age boys. (Talk about children at risk.) Not to be confused with the old drinking song The Pennsylvania Polka.
Bring in the young boys and send them to Jer
The Pennsylvania Poker
Pre teen age only and no pubic hair
The Pennsylvania Poker
Horsin' around in the old shower stall
He'll try to penetrate ya

Aint no one who coaches Stranger
Than the Poker from Pennsylvania.
by Jellykones69 December 15, 2011
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Poker

A sharp object that can hurt or cut someone
He got hit with a poker
by Shushgothit October 13, 2021
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ear poker

Someone who sneaks behind and pokes someone in the ear so hard they leak banana nut pudding from all orifices.
Gary: That damn ear poker got me good!! I didn't have enough paper towels to clean up. It was pretty embarrassing.

Tom: dang man that so suck
by PapaDroe February 7, 2018
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poker habit

son: Dad, what is a poker habit?

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. their marriages, their property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid complete financial ruin.
by Sexydimma February 22, 2013
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poker plans

Nananan Nananana Nananana! I wanna rob a train, like I’m in Lemoyne yah! Rob it, grab it, shoot it, plan it Dutchie, I’m with you. I Won’t be like John he ran away from you! And after, Micah’s rattin’ to the law, betraying you. Woah, woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah, woah woah Woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah I shoot his face Show him I’m with dutch Woah, woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah, woah woah Woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah I love you Dutch But please fix those plans Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde I’m always by your side Poker Plans "I’ve got a plan, Arthur!" Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde I’m always by your side Poker Plans "I got a plan Arthur!"
by LightSwigger December 23, 2023
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