Bitch please

A phrase used to begin sentences, usually by divas. Implies disagreement to the previous sentence.

Bobbi : I can ride camels with two humps.
Shequila : Bitch please, you can't even handle one hump.

by The Man Who Stares At Floats May 3, 2010

niggah please

Response to someone that is obviously lying to you.

"Oh so you were actually working late last night and not fucking that ho, right, niggah please!"

by Shawanda Robinson June 28, 2007

Nigga please

A phrase now most commonly used by white people in an attempt to sound ghetto.

Chaz: "Cheerio Pip! Tis' a fine morning dear chap!"
Pip: "Nigga please."
Chaz: "You are so white."
Pip: "I think that black dude across the street heard me, run for your life!"

by Nards Aplenty December 31, 2011

nigga please

A brand of cereal primarily consumed by African American families who are very suspicious of the term. Also can be called nigga, please.

1. SEE: SNL
2. Children: 'More Nigga Please PLEASE!'
3. Joe: 'What's for breakfast?'
Sarah: 'Nigga PLEASE...'
Joe: 'You don't gotta get mad I'm just asking what is for breakfast'
Sara: (Points at box) 'Nigga Please!' (In a nice voice)

by Urban Dictionary February 22, 2005

Please Mate

Originating from the Crown Poker Room, meaning "yeah whatevers mate".

Villain wins pot: As if you call me down with ace high...ship it!
Hero: Please mate. *disgusted*

Villain loses pot: As if you call me down with ace high!
Hero: Please mate...I knew you were bluffing.

by Furniture T June 1, 2011

peake

Used when something is peak and you wanna make a bad pun about the spaceman Tim Peake. Usually expressed whilst holding both thumbs up like Tim Peake does

That's so peake
Ah how Peake

by Glover's Tets January 16, 2017

Please stop

bless you but for coughing

Person 1: *coughs*
Person 2: Please stop.
Person 1: Thanks!

by H&R Block January 4, 2022