toilet paper tongue

A form of anal cunnilingus (booty eating) performed right after the booty that will be eaten gets done laying a fat log without wiping

P1: How was Jerry last night?
P2: We broke up.
P1: why?

P2: Because I went to ate his booty and I got toilet paper tongue.

by Jerwizzlefoshizzle November 16, 2017

toilet paper pearl

A piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in the clam AKA pussy then rubs into a pearl.

Damn girl you got the toilet paper pearl

by Christopher drew Barnett December 7, 2017

Last Paper Syndrome

LPS stands for Last Paper Syndrome
It is a delusion that exams are completed.

It happens when there is just one exam left and a person does nothing related to studies. It is worse that being lazy. Just one exam left but brain is already in holiday mode.

"DUDE! Your exam starts in three hours; why are you making an elephant out of old macaroni?"
"It's my last exam of the semester - I have Last Paper Syndrome."

by Anshuuuuuu June 16, 2022

Wet Paper Bag Scenario

Wet Paper bag scenario

Davidisom - this strike is like the wet paper bag scenario - Useless

by davidism1 August 9, 2022

Switching to Paper

When one is deprived of an internet connection for an extended period of time and can only enjoy pornography its traditional magazine form

"I just moved and won't have internet for another week. Looks like I'm switching to paper in the meantime."

by Sexy Randal December 19, 2009

lifting copy paper

a euphasim for office sex

Hey Claire, need any help lifting copy paper?

I'd love some Dave. Meet me in the supply closet in 5 minutes.

by phrejd December 4, 2010

Anti Rebound Paper

Toilet paper used to diminish the first splash

He knew it was the last roll so he decided to skip the anti rebound paper

by UrbanBanjo. October 31, 2013