pitmando

To not wear deodorant; commando for your underarms

Geneva: My deodorant broke two days ago...
Sam: So you are going pitmando?

by Educated white ladies April 27, 2017

Pitadingy

When you wake up before work and want to have sex but need to get ready. To assist the girl in getting ready the male rubs her deodorant on his penis and then has sex with both her arm pits. Thus providing a sexual experience while assisting in getting ready.

Hey babe, I’m late for work I don’t have time to have sex and get ready, wanna just give me a pitadingy?

by EzFix July 13, 2019

Pitydick

Part of the badass saying for when someone is constantly feeling sorry for themselves and you just wanna slap them. The saying being: "sorry I can't hear you over the pitydick in your mouth"

"ugh I swear no one loves me, I'm going to be alone forever"

"Margret, I'm you friend so I'm allowed to say this, but I can't hear you over the pitydick in your mouth

by ImBoredHalp April 16, 2019

Simon Pitman

A big guy with a small doink. He thinks he is so cool and he tries roasting people but they all suck. He tends to date girls that are at least 5+ years older than him and they all live across the country. He is incapable of dating people in his own state. Every time he gets a paper cut or stubs his toe he gets a cast

you see that guy always faking injuries and dating girls older than him, yeah that's Simon Pitman

by good noodle jesus' November 14, 2017

Pity City

An imaginary destination where everyone sincerely cares about your sad sack story.

Awwww... I'm so sorry your girl/boy friend left you for your sibling. Please allow me to buy you a TS ticket to Pity City where we can sit for hours while I listen to your whole sordid life story of woe. No. Reeeealy!

by fuzzygreysocks February 8, 2010

pity-like

The act of "liking" a friend's status on Facebook because no one else has liked their status.

Sounds like the perfect time for a pity-like.

by pityliker101 April 4, 2011

Petya

A beuatiful soul. Usually a guy. Sometimes people do not know, if he is a boy or a girl. He has an androgynous look. He is somewhat mysterious, very talented though. If you ever cry, he always says the right thing. He does swear sometimes, but that adds to the charm. His crush friendzoned him, and you do not know why. He often has stunning eyes, and majestic hair. Alot of people love him, but he is usually riddled with insecurity. If you ever meet a Petya, never let him go. You will never get him back.

Wow, you act so much like Petya !

by Flippingepicmates November 25, 2017