pitchforker

A twat who thinks Bon Iver is beautiful music rather than dull claptrap.

people who make me suffer through Bon Iver songs when I'm drunk even though they sound a same, a pitchforker often doesn't read pitchfork.com they just share that mentality

by the don85 October 28, 2013

Pitchfork

To pull out a bitches intestines with your barb wire cock

Mike pitchforked Claudia she bleed out on the floor.

by Big mikes bitch December 26, 2019

pitSHIT!

when as a pit band,or a pit band director (for a musical production of some kinda) you experience an "oh shit!" moment, induced by the realization that you only hav a few weeks left to have professional songs for the howl preformance preformable.

director: and all these songs from act I need to be preformable by thursday

band: oh pitshit!

or:

Director: ok, now i hope you all prcticed your music over the break because we are starting act three...to have all songs preformable by next week

----after a playing runthru----

director: oh pitshit!

by lolzizer February 23, 2009

pitching duel

angry sex between two men, in which either man fights to be the one "pitching" (or penetrating the other) in violent passion.

Chris:"Sean and I got in a fight last night."
Billy:"Oh no, did u guys break up?"
Chris:"No, in fact it ended in a pitching duel."

by thedefiningday April 7, 2010

Pitch Brown

The act of taking a crap with the lights off.

Taking a pitch brown is probably the most relaxing thing I've ever done.

by ssspencerrr October 15, 2011

Pitching on short rest

When you've jacked off and haven't had time to recharge, then try to have sex.

"Aight, I'm off the the GF's house"

"Dude! You getting it in?"

"Yeah man, but I'm pitching on short rest."

by DeeAps October 17, 2013

Pithwiffer

Pithwiffer (noun) a word used to describe a person who farts in the bath and bites the bubbles

Matt is a pithwiffer during bath time

by According to Matt December 21, 2013