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Pittsfield

City in Western Massachusetts, Very central town, Two hours to Boston, Three to NYC, its small and diverse, 3 rival highschools ( Taconic, PHS, St.Joe )
Taconic-chill PHS- reject gangsters SJHS- nice,private school, with crazy,partyin kids, aka best school, Pittsfield AKA PITTY or The Pitts is a fairly large town in which has various sections of beautifulness, sexyness, and wtf-ness. Pittsfeild is known for having ghetto areas, and also known for having some of the illest houses in the 413. There is really nothing to do at all in this town, so teens usually end up drinking,smoking and the rich kids end up driving around in there insanley nice cars while intoxicated. Unfortunate but true.
Mark: Hey lets go to Pittsfield!
Dick: OKAY! since its better than here, LETS GO!
by mmmmmmhmmmmmm March 19, 2009
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Pittsburgh Steelers

The reason why NFL is going straight down to hell.
Singing die, die, Steelers! Steelers die!
Singing die, die, Steelers! Steelers die!
Singing die, die, Steelers! Die, die, Steelers!
Singing die, die, Steelers! Steelers die!
by KRHimself June 30, 2004
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pittsburgh

A junk food, smoker infested, beer guzzling city-town full of edificial eyesores and predominantly cold glum or stale humid weather; where hanging out at McWal*nald's, grimy dive bars and going apeshit over the "Stillers" is the central activity of the majority of the population. Complementing this scene are the various putrid Pittsburgh dialects and accents.

Demographics: Approximately 70% of the "under 50" population is comprised of pasty faced neo-wiggers, "fo real" thugs, and blue collar "hard asses" who all together think they're "Pittsburgh steel tough". Approximately 25% are the back biting corporate office drones, 4% comprise the decent folks who are just trying to make it through the day with as little conflict as possible, and the remaining 1% are like the 4%, except for the fact that knowing they're stuck in Pittsburgh adversely affects their well-being so much that simply meandering through a day without conflict becomes nearly impossible.

Attractions/Activities: nebulous notions that riding "the incline" (an escalator on a hillside) and going to the Carnegie museums, Mattress Factory and The Warhol are somehow fun activities to routinely engage in. And when available: taking in a Steelers, Pirates or Penguins game - to each their own. That's all I have to say about that.

Housing: Cheap, and that's exactly what you get. Utilities and taxes are by no means cheap. In fact, Pittsburgh is at the heart of the taxbelt. You want quality housing, it's going to cost - just like anywhere else. Pittsburgh is lauded for it's cheap housing simply because it has so many cheap (construction) homes.

Economy: Pittsburgh's a great place to get a job if you know somebody or if you're overqualified and willing to settle for work that pays less than what you deserve. The only fields where one can find a job: IT, Mechanical Engineering (as Westinghouse and Bechtel are the largest employers of engineers), Healthcare, and the corporate cubicle fields of Administration, Finance and Sales. Everyone with degrees/education outside of those fields has to contend with minimum wage blue collar, customer service or sales/customer service jobs.

Roads: Scatter brained, ill conceived construction and always under construction somewhere in the city and outlying suburbs. Getting from point A to point B is about as efficient and painless as having a root canal - in pieces.

Culture: aside from the opening statement and the aforementioned tourist and demographic info, their really is nothing else noteworthy about Pittsburgh (IMO). So what you have are Pittsburgh lovers who happen to be business owners that have ventured outside Pittsburgh (and liked what they saw) and try to cash in on it, by adopting, whatever it is they thought was "cool", to here in the form of a themed restaurant or a night club.

And speaking of night clubs, having visited a number of them in "the 'burgh" and other states as well, I can honestly say that Pittsburgh has, without a doubt, the largest population of wannabes and "me too!!" 's in the country. Looking at my posted "under 50 demographic" leaves little wonder as to why.

The only redeeming thing about Pittsburgh is the fact that UPMC has some world class research facilities and Children's Hospital is among the best in the country. However, neither of those factors necessarily translate as the "essence of Pittsburgh". They just happen to be in Pittsburgh.

So to all you Pittsburgh lovers: enjoy it, love it, bleed it - because you are the embodiment of the city. Just continue to stay where you are though, because you have no business spreading your "Pittsburghese" elsewhere.
Pittsburgh: weeds growing out of a rusted smoke stack.
by Krakken January 15, 2008
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pittsburgh fake

The act in which A male is having sexual intercourse with another "Doggy Style" When the male is about to Jizz or "Cum" he then directs his penis out of the vagina or anus and spits on the partners back. Assuming the male has "Cum" the partner will look back at the male in much relief thus the male shoots his load into his partners face. One who is faking to cum in his partner by pulling out and spitiing saliva on the back and cuming in the face of the partner when he or she looks back. te name originated in 1996 when pittsburgh was at the superbowl, one of the best Quarter back sneaks took place hencing the Pittsburgh fake.
"The bitch did'nt please me not only her pussy smelt like shit so i busted a pittsburgh fake, she had the funniest face ever when she looked back at me after i jizzed all up on her face. she got mad when she realized i spit on her back:
by The Don Aleman August 14, 2006
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pittsburgh steelers

the dumbass team that has to use the zebahs AND CHEAT!!
Superbowl against the seahawks
PSF=pittsburgh steelers fann/ steelers SSF=Seattle Seahawk fann

PSF=wasn;t the game awesome
SSF= you cheatin bitches!
by Broncofann4life! April 17, 2009
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pittsburg platter

squatting over a loved ones face and dropping a deuce onto their eagerly awaiting face.
I ate Mexican for lunch,so my girlfriend couldn't wait for me to give her a pittsburg platter.
by Scott311 July 18, 2006
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Pittsburgh Steamshovel

When a male defecates on a female's chest, in between her breats, then proceeds to use his erect penis to "shovel" the steaming hot feces into her mouth, after which he recieves felaccio.
I drank like a bottle of listerine since he gave me a pittsburgh steamshovel, but my mouth still taste's like Victor's shit.
by Sr. Hudgins May 17, 2010
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