pangengita

A term used for someone extremely hideous, like that of a blobfish. Or just someone you dislike very much. The male version is pangengito. It is derived from the word panget in Filipino, but is also used in Western places nowadays. Pangengitos also have very strong stalker tendencies.

OMG, did you know, like, that person is such, a pangengita!

Hey, did you know a pangengita is coming to our school?

Honey, I love you just the way you are, a pangengita.....maybe not. Ew.

Pangengitas and Pangengitos should love each other. Their clashing of hideousness is very romantic.

by Thefabulouscommander July 12, 2014

Phangasmic

An extreme amount of excruciating pain

Having your face cut off is a Phangasmic experience

by JokersSalvation July 21, 2016

pangaroo

The act of jumping as hard as you can, and swiftly in mid air thrusting both heels into your boyfriends nutsack, upon busting his nut quite literally, he will begin to yell in pain. You will then claim him as your bitch and put him in your pouch and hop along to the nearest emergency room, gooday mate

Lady: You ever kick a nigga in the balls so hard he picks up an australian accent?

Friend: You mean a pangaroo?

by TheReal,FuckShitCockBalls September 5, 2016

Pangenital

Relating to sexual intercourse wherein a person is open or allows his/her partner to penetrate and/or pleasure him/her...ANYWHERE. As. In. ANYWHERE.

You can have sex with me however you like...just not anal. Never. Anal. I am not a pangenital.

by KaweeK March 12, 2017

Pangry

PRONOUN: Kinda like being angrily hungry or hangry but in only the way of hormonal pregnant lady can get when seeking strange food concoctions usually late at night and with great wrath and discourse.

She got pangry last night, I had to go through McDonald's drive-thru 4 times.

Sometimes I run out of chocolate ice cream and she goes into a fit of panger.

by Badger1420 June 18, 2017

panglasso

A refreshing beverage that is consumed to relieve stress or celebrate an occasion. Almost always containing alcohol.

Man I just got off a 12 hour shift and I'm off for the weekend, I'm about to go sip me a panglasso.

by Fake Kids June 20, 2017

Pangry

The feeling one recieves (singularly or collectively), when a poker machine swallows large quanitities of money, only to give nothing in return.

So fucking pangry a, fuck big red

by Devonsambo July 6, 2017