Petting zoo

Slang for the opioid based drug/plant mitragyna speciosa AKA kratom. It gets its nickname from the smell of the ground powder that smells just like a llama. It produces short euphoric highs and is legal in most states.

Example 1:
Dan: Hey do you want any kratom?
Nate: No that smells like a petting zoo.
Dan: More for me I guess

Example 2:
I havent shit in over a week because I take an ounce of petting zoo every day.

by danasp_42 October 6, 2018

Pillow Pet

A woman with a nice body but ugly face. generally a sexual reference. From the idea that you can put her face in a pillow so you don't have to see it during sex

"look at her, she gotta great body."
"yeah but she's a pillow pet."

by jthared567 September 17, 2012

Pet Rape

When your pet forces you to pet them even though you clearly don’t want to. Occurs more than you think it does.

Bro I didn’t want to pet my dog so she decided to just pet rape me

by Mr Smarty Oants August 7, 2021

Skin Pet

If cats and dogs are fur babies, actual babies must be skin pets.

Hey, did you hear, Jessica's pregnant with her second skin pet!

Hey, nice skin pet you got there.

by Pyra420 April 22, 2023

Bread Pets

When bread turns moldy it becomes a Bread Pet.

My parents had many Bread Pets on top of the fridge.

by zizithecat August 18, 2019

Petting the Starfish

When a girl is having sex with someone and they reach around and pet her asshole without penetrating it.

I got thrown out of the titty bar for petting the starfish of my favorite stripper.

by Jabels225 December 18, 2011

Petting the horse.

The act of brushing your pubic hair.

Jenn: Damn, that looks good. What did you do?

John: Decided it's time to start petting the horse.

by potterfreak98 November 5, 2012