Petting zoo

Slang for the opioid based drug/plant mitragyna speciosa AKA kratom. It gets its nickname from the smell of the ground powder that smells just like a llama. It produces short euphoric highs and is legal in most states.

Example 1:
Dan: Hey do you want any kratom?
Nate: No that smells like a petting zoo.
Dan: More for me I guess

Example 2:
I havent shit in over a week because I take an ounce of petting zoo every day.

by danasp_42 October 6, 2018

Pillow Pet

A woman with a nice body but ugly face. generally a sexual reference. From the idea that you can put her face in a pillow so you don't have to see it during sex

"look at her, she gotta great body."
"yeah but she's a pillow pet."

by jthared567 September 17, 2012

Poly Pet

Shortened word of "Polymer Clay Pet."- A polymer clay creation of creating a custom imaginary creature based on your personality and creating unique clay objects for the pet. Idea made by Jenny, Jennyscrafts on youtube.

You can create a Poly Pet and make furnitures, houses, food, friends, and more with polymer clay.

by pseudonympanda January 24, 2011

Chia pet

another word for pussy,vagina,vajj

"is your chia pet shaved"

"ill fuck you right in the chia pet"

by of the sea September 22, 2016

Bread Pets

When bread turns moldy it becomes a Bread Pet.

My parents had many Bread Pets on top of the fridge.

by zizithecat August 18, 2019

Petting the Starfish

When a girl is having sex with someone and they reach around and pet her asshole without penetrating it.

I got thrown out of the titty bar for petting the starfish of my favorite stripper.

by Jabels225 December 18, 2011

Stoner Pet

When you let your friend smoke a bowl while you stay sober so you can take them on adventures and drive them around.

"What are you up to today?"

"Not much, just taking my stoner pet for a drive".

by Konk_Donkey December 28, 2019