Perverse

An adjective that describes one whose actions are not deemed to be socially acceptable - in any way, shape or form. Often times the adjective is used in a sexual context.

I am perverse. I truly am.

She demanded we go in the shower. She is a perverse individual.

by BigLarry94 January 14, 2015

pervertible

A common household object that can be "perverted" for a sexual use, commonly for spanking. Examples include: hairbrush, spatula, bathbrush, carpet beater(rare, but painful!), belts, paddles (ping pong paddles, sorority/frat paddles), spoons, towels (wet towels), cutting boards, riding crop, ruler, etc.

Non-spanking pervertibles: baby oil,cooking oil, whipped cream, chocolate, lotion, hot wax, ice cubes, bandannas/handkerchiefs(blindfolds or gags), fruits/vegetables, gloves, nails, pins, needles, fire, feathers, etc.

His girlfriend was being saucy while they were fixing dinner, so he grabbed a spatula to use as a pervertible. Saucy girlfriend soon had sore behind, flushed face, and a wet pussy. Dessert took place in the bedroom. ; )

by Saucy girlfriend April 6, 2008

vinyl pervert

an obsessive record collector.

I couldnt get near the record bins because there were too many vinyl perverts in the way

by Giselle Gardonyi March 15, 2004

pervo

A redundantly shortened version of pervet. See also pervet and perv.

"Don't be a pervo when my parents are around"

by JimmiDigital January 26, 2003

pervert

Someone who's constantly got sex on the brain, and usually loves to share it with others.

John: Hi Jane.
Jane: Hi John. Hey, look. A dollar on the ground.
John: Oooh, really? *Bends to grab $*
Jane: Biggety back that ass up!
John: You shameless pervert.

by WomanofMassDestruction October 30, 2007

pervirgin mind

a condition suffered by thousands of virgins world wide in which they suffer a multitude of perverted thoughts far surpassing their nonvirgin counterparts.

Sara started laughing as her pervirgin mind warped yet another innocent sentence into something far more provacative.

by Raven Shadows June 5, 2005

pervert

An immature loser who can take any sentence and somehow make it about sex.

Jen: So are you coming or what?
Bob (pervert): Cuming haha cuming... i sure am!

by Alfred March 17, 2005