premature emailation

Mistakenly sending an email. Can be caused by forgetting an attachment, glaring grammatical errors, poor judgment, or overheated emotions.

"Save as draft" is the cure for PED (premature emailation disorder).

He responded to his coworker's criticism with a reply-all flame. The premature emailation cost him his job.

Without thinking it through, he sent his crush a mash note. After his premature emailation, she thinks he's psycho.

by Slumdog Superstar January 1, 2009

Premature Evacuation

the feeling that results from leaving the toilet too fast when finished with crap

Premature evacuation
Dude: Shit man dont touch my butt. I just prematurely evacuated
Second Dude: Sorry man...i didnt know

by Kevinnnb April 6, 2008

Premature Kojaculation

Early onset of baldness. Named for the Seventies TV character "Kojac" played by bald actor, Telly Savalas, who shaved his head long before it became popular.

"Are you losing your hair?"

"Yeah, Premature Kojaculation runs in my family. Either that or I'm growing a lot more forehead."

by Don Howard September 2, 2007

Premature Corneration

The act of beginning to drift too soon on Mario Kart, thus resulting in driving on the grass which inhibits your speed and more than likely costing you a few places.

Anna: Yes! getting up speed, gonna get back to first place in no time!

*starts drift too soon*
Ok, hold it out....No! I'm on the grass!!!!!

Rob: *Overtakes* Hahah I'm winning!

Anna: -_-" damn premature corneration...

by Annaterasu July 1, 2011

premature e-check-ulation

In chess, when a player checks the opposition without gaining any advantage do to a lack of foresight and/or planning.

Two moves in and you're already coming with the premature e-check-ulation?

by Johnny J. Rockability June 12, 2008

premature-eclickulation

To prematurely click your mouse button.

Oops! "I clicked too soon". Or one who has a problem with clicking the mouse button too soon.

In reference to: premature-ejackulation.

by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005

Premature Padiddler

When one is playing the game Padiddle and believes they see a playable padiddle, and calls it out only to find that it was just a motorcycle or the car in front of another was covering one of the headlights.

Guy: Padiddle! Yeah take off that shirt girl!
Girl: That was a motorcycle you Premature Padiddler!

by Tet428 March 24, 2008