fuck every penny

A phrase used to describe a woman's psychological approach to the act of having sex with a man who, despite being hideously unattractive, is incredibly rich.

Nicole, you're 26... How are you dating that 60 year old guy?

Ben, you've got to fuck every penny.

by doctorbrockwell November 5, 2010

A bad penny always turns up

Our mistakes return to haunt us; also, nasty people have a way of reappearing.

He was embarrassed because A bad penny always turns up to him

by Dictontony May 13, 2022

penny arcade

The funniest gaming-based comic on the web. (Warning - deliciously unsafe for work!)

The guys over at Penny Arcade can really make with that funny!

by Sabrina July 31, 2003

Panty Pirate

One who steals worn panties to sniff while jacking off.

I can't believe we found those panties in John's room. He is such a panty pirate.

by DJCodio November 4, 2008

peneye

plural form of 'penis' or 'pener' or 'peiner weiner'

Emily: Ooh, look at all those peneye! Haha!
Armani: Mom?

by pinksoo January 16, 2009

panty dealer

PAN-tee DEE-ler (n) - a gentleman who sells his significant other's soiled undergarments to other gentlemen for fun and profit.

"I heard Justin bought himself a new TV, seems he's quite the successful panty dealer."

by mr & jb September 3, 2006

Panty Wringer

When a woman's underwear becomes wet from sexual excitement after she has view something exciting (say watching porn, or 9 1/2 weeks). The male equivalent is a "Jock Dripper". For underwear in general (male or female) it would be a "Draw Dripper".

I was watching some old clips of Michael Jackson on You Tube. Watching him dance was a real panty wringer.

by Lady Byron March 1, 2011