Uncle/pedophile: Don't worry Kattye, I'll look after little Bob tonight, I've got other things to do, but one night won't kill. Go and have some fun.
Mom: You're an angel!
Mom: You're an angel!
by Gojado April 09, 2024
Get the Pedophilemug. by givemecandyfrommrwhitesvan March 18, 2023
Get the reverse-pedophilemug. Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.
by dadydonald May 22, 2024
Get the genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchinimug. Devan Dave; loves to take advantage of vulnerable girls and young children. cover your drinks and hold your kids!!
Wait, Devan Dave tried to assault you too?!
Yeah! I heard Devan had a relationship with a 7th grader, what a pedophile!
Yeah! I heard Devan had a relationship with a 7th grader, what a pedophile!
by ballsfart69 February 13, 2023
Get the Pedophilemug. 
- "Dave started seeing a 16 year old girl... what a sick fuck"
- "Well, that's over the age of consent, so I guess it's fine..."
- "Still sick, he's a legal pedophile... But still better than an 18-year old girl dating a fucking 100-year old"
- "Well, that's over the age of consent, so I guess it's fine..."
- "Still sick, he's a legal pedophile... But still better than an 18-year old girl dating a fucking 100-year old"
by DruggedBabyPenguin November 26, 2020
Get the Legal Pedophilemug. A group of child molesting hackers within Canada that can seen censoring content creators and streamers by dumping money into gold and socially engineering institutions into censoring them, these child molesting hackers can be seen in hundreds of videos on youtube across numerous channels, these child molesting hackers that have been embezzling funds out of the Canadian dollar for the gold backed ruble have still not been charged to date
I heard about the Liberal Hivemind getting targetted by the pedophile clan, they literally wont play 2 videos of his in a row, its unfortunate that Canada has been seen defending these child molesting losers hacking people
by TheAnalBeadUser August 27, 2025
Get the Pedophile Clanmug.