pastor

Person who legally steals desperate people's money, and will strangely go to heaven.
Also see thief

Look, the pastor bought an Escalade

by Victor Giron December 22, 2007

Pasta Rican

A derogatory term describing Italians, basically comparing them to filthy Puerto Ricans.

That fuckin' Pasta Rican is worse than a nigger, he's always getting into trouble!

by TXEric June 25, 2007

pastoral

the awkard moments following a blowjob when you are not sure wether or not to kiss her as she just blew you

the pastoral seemed endless , then she left

by tgibber May 15, 2010

pasta

a code word for sex, or any sexual activity equal to or greater than a hand job or fingering.

Yo did you hear that joe ate some pasta with kelly?
He said that was the best pasta he had in a long ass time.

by thepersian1 January 7, 2012

Pasternak

pasternak is a Gainesville, Florida term that was created to describe someone that exhibits shrewd, psychotic behavior. Such behaviors could include but are not limited to: loud yelling, banging of head against immovable objects, and threats of bodily injury.

The man at the grocery store broke my eggs so I went pasternak on him.

by gvilleg8rh8r August 1, 2011

making pasta

The act of masturbating in someones sock drawer as a vengeful act to get back at someone.

"Nik was too scared to leave an upper decker at Mark's new place so Gordy made some pasta." "Sean is in Kirk's room making pasta right now." "Robert totally pasta'd that one kid's sock drawer."

by Seany C. January 20, 2011

pastaroly

a word used to confuse murphy

Man, I wish pastaroly
Murphy: What?
Friend: same

by Smooth FUNK December 8, 2019