Easy Parking

A person that is really enjoys anal sex and their asshole is pretty easy to penetrate. This term is typically used among escorts as code letting clients' know that they provide anal sex service.

"Yo, ole girl that I called last night was really into getting it in the ass. Easy parking all night, it was the shit!"

by MrMajestic28 May 29, 2018

free parking monopoly

This rule is where you place the monopoly cash UNDER THE CORNER of the free parking space

Those whose place the money is in the middle are bent and will fail in the future

person 1 'Julie puts the free parking monopoly in the middle'
person 2 'thats so bent it goes in the corner'

by superior1738 January 4, 2019

Trailor-parking

Parking hither and tither without a license and a genuine need to sleep within or atop a vehicle.

Person J: “Hey, I think someone’s been dipping into the sherry again...

Person P: “Don’t worry about person C; he’s trailor-parking; even has his head rested on the hood of that duct-taped-up Hyundai.”

by Keronica Kadwell January 9, 2019

pastor parking

Parking spots available in the back of a bar, liquor store, or strip club where church pastors can park to avoid having their car spotted by parishioners or other passers by.

Mike didn’t want his girlfriend to know that he was out at the bar with his friends so moved his car to the pastor parking in the back.

by bobatoni November 24, 2019

logan-pauling

To exploit recent deaths and tragedies to get clicks, likes and attention in general.

That scumbag was logan-pauling Kobe Bryant‘s death by making a clickbait video claiming he is not dead.

by iceatli January 28, 2020

SHG parking police

A hilarious and witty Instagram account that showcases SHG's worst parkers while roasting the parkers in the captions.

Brad: "Did you see John's truck parked with its side wheels on the curb this morning?"
Tom: "Better go take a picture and send it to the SHG parking police."

by cyclone spirit December 15, 2021

braille-allel parking

parallel parking your car in a tight spot by bumping into the car in front and/or behind you.

I found an awesome spot on Clark St but I was barely able to fit my car into it. Luckily my dad taught me braille-allel parking.

by Are2Dee2 October 28, 2010