Pleasingly Protective Provoking Puffball

Someone with absolutely no taste in music at all, who is protective, in an unsettling way. Although this puffball is unpredictably protective at strange intervals, this does not bother the person being protected one bit. In fact, it pleases them.

That Pleasingly Protective Provoking Puffball dragged the class nerd away from me yet again... but I'm not complaining!

by not the real raspy June 16, 2016

LCD Projector

The deity worshipped within the LCD Projector cult, where sacrifices prevent the light bulb from burning out and not working.

Person 1- hey have you joined the LCD Projector cult
Person 2- heck yeah man they’re sacrificing me tomorrow morning lol
Person 1- oh cool haha I’ll be sure to be there

by Johnny Mc Biscuit February 3, 2020

African Sun Protection Factor

Fact: The skin of an average Negro has an inherent SPF of 13.4 due to the high concentration of melanin.

Check out that darkie.I bet his African sun protection factor is 45.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

three step protection

A form of birth controll involving a condom, spermicide, and pulling out.

Dude, I knew she was a trappin' gimme' girl so I insisted on three step protection to avoid listening to her lies about protection.

by winston festus the third December 31, 2011

I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol

I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol

I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

Witness Protection

A person with two first names, one as an actual first name and the other as a last name; as if they had been given a new identity.

Examples of witness protection names: Fred Jackson

Joseph Paul

Willy Taylor

by Jmichael May 25, 2012

antiwar protestor

This phrase provides another example of lamentable example of our loss of high English style. Certainly, 'protestant' sounds more pleasing than 'protestor,' and recalls the protest roots of several major religious denominations. And, if taken literally, 'antiwar protestor' confusingly appears to refer to a person who protests against an antiwar agenda.

He said,"When you say 'antiwar protestor', I think you really mean 'war protestant.'"

by Old Uncle Sammy July 3, 2003