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neo progressive

whatever it means to be progressive in the us house of representatives under aoc and the squad
i don't know the difference between neo progressive and plain old pre squad progressive
by Sexydimma March 11, 2021
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A variant that attempts to harness cyber-nihilist energy toward progressive social transformation while maintaining the core commitment to overcoming meatspace. Pro-Progressive Cyber-Nihilism argues that the current social order—with its hierarchies, oppressions, and injustices—is an obstacle to the Wired's emergence. Therefore, fighting for racial justice, gender liberation, economic equality, and other progressive goals is not an end in itself but a way of clearing the ground for the post-human future. It dismantles the systems that would seek to control or gentrify the Wired, ensuring that when the transformation comes, it cannot be captured by the old hierarchies. The progressive struggle becomes a form of world-clearing, preparing the way for what cannot yet be named.
Pro-Progressive Cyber-Nihilism Example: "The collective organized against police surveillance while building encrypted mesh networks in marginalized communities. 'We're not liberating anyone,' they insisted. 'We're making sure that when the Wired finally eats the world, there's no hierarchy left to digest. Progressive politics is just demolition work—clearing the site for something that has no use for us.' Activists found this either inspiring or horrifying, depending on how much they wanted to survive."
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 19, 2026
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Peter Pan Progressive

One who idolizes or seeks to emulate a Limousine Liberal but has neither the reputation nor the resources to actually aspire to be included the group.
Peter Pan Progressives are often middle aged white guys who refer to each other as "My Brutha" and have never taken the time or effort to analyze what they really believe or why they believe it. Often live at home with their Mom. Dress preppy and drive sports cars. Hang on the fringes of upper class society and actually think they are part of it. Their female counterparts also prefer the country club look. Once dated a "black guy" and think Jon Stewart is the messiah.
by Mr Beer Belly 2U June 22, 2011
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fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva

a muscle bone disorder in which muscles ligaments and joint turn to bone over time slowly restricting movement in the body
this cant be used in a sentence and actually sense but here we go

Sir im sorry but we diagnose you with fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva.
by bendyinkboy2 June 12, 2022
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Flo from Progressive

A popular commercial character who is oddly lusted over on the internet. Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, to ask about bundling Progressive Home & Auto.
"Flo from Progressive deserves better"
by anonymous August 3, 2022
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Right wing progressivism

A branch of the right that values the need to create new culture rather than relying soley on tradition or trying to conserve a ideal past period.

Embracing the future with right wing morality and economic policy, Rather than a Conservative or regressive approach.

A new camp but not narrow; From Ancap/libertarian hybrids in this category to authoritarian corporatists.
by Ophiussa April 22, 2024
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