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Pennsylvania Poker

A disgraced former assistant coach from a major university alleged to have had sexual relations with preteen age boys. (Talk about children at risk.) Not to be confused with the old drinking song The Pennsylvania Polka.
Bring in the young boys and send them to Jer
The Pennsylvania Poker
Pre teen age only and no pubic hair
The Pennsylvania Poker
Horsin' around in the old shower stall
He'll try to penetrate ya

Aint no one who coaches Stranger
Than the Poker from Pennsylvania.
by Jellykones69 December 15, 2011
mugGet the Pennsylvania Pokermug.

Utensil Poker

Its the most powerfull weapon in game called chicken invaders
i just got Utensil Poker now i can poke those chickens
by TON618 August 17, 2022
mugGet the Utensil Pokermug.

Poker Mouth

The ability to show no emotions while speaking on a topic that normally evokes strong positive or negative emotions.
Matt used his poker mouth in today's meeting with the stakeholders. He normally cannot discuss this project without spewing swear words.
by Pink Gnomie November 6, 2018
mugGet the Poker Mouthmug.

poker habit

son: Dad, what is a poker habit, is it some kind of poker hand that i don't know about?

Dad: son, no you genius. It's a disease, that needs to be treated asap; otherwise, people lose their financial affluence and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid financial ruin.
by Sexydimma May 19, 2012
mugGet the poker habitmug.

Mediocre Poker

A person of the opposite sex who does not perform well sexually.
Yeah but she freaked out when I licked her asshole, turned out to be a mediocre poker.
by Jonathan A. Duncan March 24, 2011
mugGet the Mediocre Pokermug.

Poker

A game that we play with cards and chips, aka Noahs mom and slicks sister
Noahs mom is named poker
by Scott poo March 20, 2022
mugGet the Pokermug.

turtle poker

A piece of Pooh stuck in ur butthole hanging from a ass hair
Mom help I got a turtle poker
by Sneeeeeeeeddddddarritaaa November 8, 2023
mugGet the turtle pokermug.

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