Poker

A game that we play with cards and chips, aka Noahs mom and slicks sister

Noahs mom is named poker

by Scott poo March 20, 2022

Poker

A sharp object that can hurt or cut someone

He got hit with a poker

by Shushgothit October 13, 2021

Poker

An Arctic Fox. It's named this because it uses it's muzzle as a drill to absolutely demolish anything that dares to move under the frozen hellscape of the arctic. It pokes.

That poker looks really fluffy.

by AzureAzel September 16, 2019

poker

really good at draining your money

i just lost everything playing poker is Las Vegas

by big_al's_bf June 17, 2022

Mediocre Poker

A person of the opposite sex who does not perform well sexually.

Yeah but she freaked out when I licked her asshole, turned out to be a mediocre poker.

by Jonathan A. Duncan March 09, 2011

ear poker

Someone who sneaks behind and pokes someone in the ear so hard they leak banana nut pudding from all orifices.

Gary: That damn ear poker got me good!! I didn't have enough paper towels to clean up. It was pretty embarrassing.

Tom: dang man that so suck

by PapaDroe February 08, 2018

Poker League

the most niggerous group of fucking niggers, pope aidan lxix and the current shambala rem yang the inverted guide this group of twats to seek the legendary el baconous niggerous ham ham and the michelLANjello's wind spirits.

The pope of the Poker League spreads his holy water with all sexy bitches

by MichelLANjello November 03, 2016