pity pennies

Currency that is given to you out of pity. Whether in games or in real life.

I’m such dog water at this game, and it doesn’t help that they give me pity pennies to make me feel better.

by Ah'Mya November 26, 2023

Million Pity

Code term used by internet zoosadists to view animal abuse content on YouTube, typically of baby monkeys.

"Heard of monkeygate?"

"Yeah. You can use the term million pity to see all kinds of fucked up videos."

"I'm concerned about how you know that."

by caseyvet December 14, 2023

pity pee

When you need your friends to pee with you , because you’re the only one drinking excessively and have broken the seal.

Oi Greta, go pity pee so I can go pee for the 5th time without embarrassment.

by Whizza22 December 15, 2023

Pity Fishing

When someone pastes something mildly ambiguous but troubling on social media that requires further investigation to determine the source and severity of the turmoil in their life. It's a desperate cry for attention

Sheila's status: I'm just SO hurt right now
Jack: Don't fall for it bro, she's just pity fishing! It could be anything from a stubbed toe or somoe hurt her feeling

by bertio mattack December 8, 2022

Pity

The act of feeling sorry for one’s actions directed at another living organism or, in certain, desperate cases, an inanimate object. It is still one thing that I struggle to grasp with humanity.

But it is not a man at the Churchill’s helm anymore. And I have no heart to pity the hundreds I am consigning to death. No soul to suffer perdition for the sins I have committed. No family to mourn me once I am gone. Heroes have those, certainly. Even villains, perhaps.
But not me.

by DefenseAnalyticsNetwork July 10, 2023

Pity

DING DING! YOU GOT IT!

Hym "I was a little disappointed when you said disgust. No. It's pity. Second try is the charm I guess. You clearly need to be saved from your reality monster so... I'm this now. Nice job though. I knew you'd figure it out."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

Pity daps

When you give daps, or props, to someone out of pity because they feel you should have appreciated what you did for them.

“I fixed it and you didn’t even notice.” (Person then tries to give you daps) “Don’t give me pity daps.”

by LHRCJ September 14, 2023