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A Good Persian

A term used by Persian baddies when they wanna trick a man into dating them, usually making them think that they said "good person"

Then after the first date, she plays you and dates other guys whom she said that she was a "good Persian" to.

btw I'm half Persian so I can confirm this.
"Baby, I'm a good Persian!"
"Okay good!"
*After the first date*
"LOL cya later ya obtuse dick!"
by stupid penis guy June 8, 2025
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A Persian meal

When a man farts while getting a blow job
He was getting a blowy and he gave her a Persian meal
by chickenfoot35 June 3, 2022
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persian meal

When a man farts while getting a blowjob
As so as she put my dick in here mouth I gave here a Persian meal
by chickenfoot35 June 11, 2022
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persian rug

cleaning up another square metre of my worm infested persian rug
having completed an overall 51 m2 so far, its starting to look really really nice. can see the beautiful patterns and colours, handicraft, unicum, a favourite.
we've been wanting to sit with you on our persian rug for so long
I know it used to look untended
but i mean to handle with care
by Krkič November 28, 2019
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Persian Hot Dog Stew

The stew/soup created from the amalgamation of semen left over inside of a woman after being gangbanged and force-fed to all the contributors. Persian hot dog stew requires the semen from all participants and is best collected from the mouth, vagina, and asshole after a vigorous gangbang. Ideally the stew is vigorously mixed up immediately and force-fed to all males involved upon conclusion of the last cumshot.
Did you get force fed Persian hot dog stew after we gangbanged the chick from psychology class? It was a hearty stew, I think twelve guys contributed to it and she forced us all to eat it!
by Mr. Meseeks April 19, 2022
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persian lipstick

When ur girl goes to the dentist & gets novacaine & comes home numb. U then proceed to put ur dick in her numb mouth. She's slobbers all over it.
I came home from the dentist & Mark put on my Persian lipstick
by Reintardski June 1, 2018
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Persian Dash

Term used when Persian Women bail on a Dutch first date.
went to the bathroom and 10 minutes later texts me to "meet her outside" shes nowhere in sight. Another victim of the Persian Dash.
by Cyclaptor August 13, 2021
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