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pencil

something you write with and sometimes when you're bored you play with it it has an eraser on the top and when you're bored you SHOVE IT SOMEONES BUTT
he's using a pencil to write in his math test today
by savage543you March 6, 2017
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pencil farter

by Kayythaagoat August 24, 2017
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pencil in a hotdog

A really skinny dildo in a saggy vagina. Note the hotdog is a actually a hotdog bun
It’s like putting a pencil in a hotdog
by Vic_patty February 15, 2018
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Pencilmillion

When your teacher is thick as fuck and her hips are so wide. This word is derived because pencil means school teacher and million represents how many feet wide her ass is
Student 1: Yo who do you have for math class?
Student 2: I have Mrs.Kramkoski, she's a pencilmillion
Student 1: Damn, I wish I had her
by MLG Glasses Co. September 18, 2018
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pencil-eraser etiquette

Refers to the (unfortunately very-seldom-practiced!) consideration of using a separate hand-held rubber eraser --- or at least to slip on one of those much-longer-lasting wedge-shaped "supplementary" eraser-caps if you know you'll be doing a lot or error-expunging --- to clean most of your mistakes instead of just mindlessly consuming your pencil's minuscule built-in eraser, so that you don't wear da entire 0%!$&#@ eraser clear down to the metal ferrule before the pencil's even been "sharpened away" much at all, causing any unfortunate person who subsequently attempts to use said pencil to not have any eraser left for "emergency" erasures (i.e., where he needs to make a quick correction in a tense/flurried situation, like trying to hastily jot down a phone number or address, or to quickly fill out a form where neatness is a must). It helps eliminate waste, as well --- think how many still-perfectly-usable pencils (i.e., they still have most of their "length" remaining) likely get discarded just because their erasers are worn down.
I always bring along a few pencil cap erasers in my purse, since I know how few people actually practice pencil-eraser etiquette, and so oftentimes the only pencils that will be lying around for people to use will not have any eraser left.

P.S. There's also such a thing as "pencil-POINT etiquette --- if ya wear down the lead in a "public" pencil, such as a string-tethered one for a "customer comments" notes-box, practice a little fellow-human consideration by scraping away a bit of the wood at the tip to expose a little of the graphite core again (here's where always carrying a small pen-knife --- or even better, one of those tiny two-finger-grip "dog-bone" or "hourglass" style sharpeners --- can come in handy), so that da next patron who wishes to fill out a store-satisfaction card can have enough of a point on da pencil to actually do so!
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
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pencil case

Something used to store pencils and other various stationary equipment during school, university or work.
Person 1: woah cool pencil case
Penson 2: yeah i have all my stuff in there
by xxx_gekyume420_xxx March 25, 2019
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Pencilphobia

The phobia of pencil stabbing and sharp pencil leds.
Charlie seems to have gained "pencilphobia" after being stabbed with a pencil.
by dont take this seriously lol October 9, 2020
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