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Point Pleasant Beach, NJ

The best party town Exit 98 has to offer. Jenks and Tiki offer the finest amenities in the area and the beach is loaded with attractive women.

**Fun Fact: When you flush a toilet in Point, the contents end up flooding 3rd and 4th Street in Manasquan.
"I'm going down the shore this weekend."

"Where to?"

"Point Pleasant Beach, NJ. Where the hell else?"
by Point Pleasant Pimp March 21, 2013
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cock pheasant

Creative yet demeaning word for a homosexual male.
Damnit David, You are such a cock pheasant.
by KarenGeee November 22, 2006
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Mount Pleasant

The most boring college town in Michigan. Known to contain many sluts and whores alike. If visiting Mount Pleasant Michigan be sure to avoid The Wayside at all costs!! More commonly known as the wayho.
guy1: Yo, man, where do you go to college?
guy2: Central Michigan University, in Mount Pleasant.
guy1: FUCK YEA! Dude, lets hit up Wayside!
guy2: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by Collegeisntthatgreat May 18, 2012
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Pleasanton

Pleasanton is a nice little town outside of San Fransico. Pleasanton is where the upper class people live, but they aren't as rich as those snobby people in Danville. Main Street was preserved very well (much better than Livermore).

Pleasanton has a wonderful family atmosphere, which can sometimes be annoying. Pleasanton revolves around family. There's so much to do if you have a family or in one. Parks are around almost every corner and shopping places.

Everything is so very clean. Don't ask me why.

Pleasanton is also better than Livermore because Pleasanton has its own mall and the highschoolers there don't smoke pot and other drugs and are gangsters like Livermore. Most of the teenagers are preps or sluts. Goths and punks are not as common as preps or sluts, but they're around. The schools have large metal cages around the windows, which give the school a more prison feel. Soda machines and candy machines, in most schools, have been taken away do to frequent sugar highs.
Everything is very clean, including bathrooms in McDonalds.

Pleasanton is WAY better than Livermore and Danville (aka Evilland) combinded!
by Buffy Summers June 13, 2005
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Pheasant

A game bird that's widely hunted in North America and Europe. Infamous for making a "cackling" sound that pisses off everyone after it wakes them up early in the morning.
Jim : A Pheasant woke me up at 6 AM Today
Bill : Want to go hunting then?
by IsItVladmir January 22, 2020
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Crotch Pheasant

An annoying drunk douche bag at the bar who repeatedly stalks, irritates, and unsuccessfully tries to hit on or make small talk with women with the intent to hopefully get laid
Hey beautiful, what's your name?

Beat it crotch pheasant!
Damn Jenny, that crotch pheasant was trying to get at my bird seed. Do I look like a bird feeder or what?
by Bee's Knees! July 5, 2010
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peasants quest

The best thing since sliced bread homestarrunner trogdor hsr haldo
The best text adventure game ever. It features amazing graphics and a kick ass sound track.
"I just beat peasants quest yesterday!"

"Thats fucking 5hweet with a capital 5."
by T3h Eggplant October 26, 2007
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