bad pen pal

You meet a girl on a date, but realize you're not quite ready to get in a relationship. She calls you messy but reluctantly gives you her phone number. She then calls you her best pen pal and you talk every day on the phone. You realize later that life is short and you want more than pen pals. You ask her things like do pen pals kiss and she asks if you want to go to Mexico with her. A few months later, you find yourself renting a house next door to her but not sure how to surprise her with it.

Girl: did your phone get hacked? pen pals don't ask about kissing
Guy: I've been thinking about kissing you, I've been a bad pen pal

by #1penpal September 1, 2022

Keep it pushin pal

An passive aggressive, authoritative, informal way of telling someone to keep moving along, especially in a job setting where managing the flow of people is considered important.
E.g bouncers or security.

I’ve already told you 3 times - you’re not on the list. Now keep it pushin pal.

Area’s off limits. Move along, keep it pushin pal.

by 3ballmonster June 9, 2024

You're a disgrace to the uniform, pal!

Voiceline said by scout when dominating a soldier in the hit fps game Team Fortress 2

"You're a disgrace to the uniform, pal!"

by KingNestywesty December 22, 2023

Wiz Palace

A toilet or location in which someone may urinate

I have to hit the wiz palace real quick, my bladder's about to explode.

by MeowMix18 November 6, 2011

paleophotons

english word - noun
etymology: paleo- + photon (words derived from Ancient Greek: paleos + phos + -ios)
definition: The cosmic microwave background or CMB, the oldest photons able to travel freely in the Universe after "recombination".

# Paleophotons are omnidirectional relics of the "recombination era".
# Via triangulation of the patterns of paleophotons, we now know the Universe is probabilistically infinite. It means it is infinite, but if one travels beyond some virtual sphere, the probability of him /her returning to the initial region of his journey, approaches zero, because far away objects become probabilistic, thus an infinite variation could now exist, and after some distance it is certain that his/her home, is no longer an actual option for her.

by Quantomechanician October 13, 2015

“All skin folks ain’t kin folk; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.”

“All skin folks ain’t kin folks ; and, all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.” — in an era of history where DEMOCACY ITSELF is endangered world wide, we would all be well served to realize: “All skin folks ain’t king folk; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.”

The only possibility for saving Democracy is coalition building across racial, gender, religious, economic, and political lines with the conscious intention of saving Democracy so that we all can fight about it later.

The danger of being TRIBAL in a GLOBAL world is the possibility of Global Thermonuclear Annihilation — an Existential Vampire that has found a way to gather its ashes; reattach its severed head; remove the stake from its heart; and anoint these remains with the blood of the Ukrainian People — who are currently fighting a proxy war for our freedom.

We can all be a little bigger; or we can all be cinders scattered on a cinder. If we can’t fight the raging fires caused by climate change and the environmental damage of the earth 🌍; then I’m pretty sure we don’t have a solution for the fires caused by tactical nuclear weapons.

“All skin folks ain’t kin folks; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.”

Youngin, you better listen to this old man and learn; you can’t fight every battle by yourself: “All skin folks ain’t kin folk; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.” We all need each other; and we all need allies.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 27, 2023

PALV

PALV: Perverted, Angry, Lazy, Violent
Generally used to refer to people who are irrational and cannot control their behavior

Edwin: Why were you acting like a nun being raped? That's preposterous!
Others: Classic PALV...always perverted

Edwin: Are you fucking me?
Others: Classic PALV....always angry

Edwin: "I don't want to go sooooccer today! Let's skip today guys"
Others: Classic PALV....always lazy

Edwin: Listen!! I will gut you like a cornish game hen!
Others: Classic PALV....always violent

by dlernz January 15, 2014