When you get a bad hand job and the girl pulls your dick skin so tight, that it makes your dick hole open wide like it’s screaming.
by 2 fat guys! June 23, 2019

Is somebody with a speech impediment and who has a habit of speaking in the third person, trying to say "open says me!"
by Russian Niki March 27, 2020

A Fucking Hilarious Animated Movie Starring Martin Lawrence(Boog) and Ashton Kutcher(Elliot)
Boog, a domesticated grizzley bear with no survival skills, has his perfect world turned upside down when he meets Elliot, a scrawny, fast-talking mule deer. They join forces to unite the woodland creatures and take the forest back into nature's control!
Boog, a domesticated grizzley bear with no survival skills, has his perfect world turned upside down when he meets Elliot, a scrawny, fast-talking mule deer. They join forces to unite the woodland creatures and take the forest back into nature's control!
by Seagulls of Satan September 25, 2008

usually happens when the chick wants to take it up a level from the "shocker" following the "opening act" comes the"show stopper"
by alwaysgone November 9, 2009

When you shove goose feces up your partner's butthole and they in turn force the excrement out of their butt into your mouth
the surprise was that i couldnt tell what was the goose poop and his poop when we were doing the open goose!
by bigbootyjudygal June 28, 2020

by Big Richard 114 May 11, 2017
