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Open mic

When you get a bad hand job and the girl pulls your dick skin so tight, that it makes your dick hole open wide like it’s screaming.
Dude! My dick hole won’t close because my girlfriend went all open mic on me.
by 2 fat guys! June 23, 2019
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open vagina

very gapped vagina that no one wants
by justin_88888 December 13, 2014
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Open sesame

Is somebody with a speech impediment and who has a habit of speaking in the third person, trying to say "open says me!"
"I can't figure out how to open this magical door!"

"Doode, they say 'n open sesame"
by Russian Niki March 27, 2020
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Open Season

A Fucking Hilarious Animated Movie Starring Martin Lawrence(Boog) and Ashton Kutcher(Elliot)

Boog, a domesticated grizzley bear with no survival skills, has his perfect world turned upside down when he meets Elliot, a scrawny, fast-talking mule deer. They join forces to unite the woodland creatures and take the forest back into nature's control!
Open Season is Hilariously Witty And Absolutely Entertaining!

- Film Advisory Board
by Seagulls of Satan September 25, 2008
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opening act

when a dude sticks his pointer finger in a chicks vagina and his ring finger and pinky in her butt.
usually happens when the chick wants to take it up a level from the "shocker" following the "opening act" comes the"show stopper"
by alwaysgone November 9, 2009
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open goose

When you shove goose feces up your partner's butthole and they in turn force the excrement out of their butt into your mouth
the surprise was that i couldnt tell what was the goose poop and his poop when we were doing the open goose!
by bigbootyjudygal June 28, 2020
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funnel opening

When you open up a women's vagina like a funnel and finger it.
I can't wait to do the funnel opening tonight babe.
by Big Richard 114 May 11, 2017
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