one-eyed headache

This is when a person feels like the have a headache on only one side of the head, particularly felt on top of the eye or on the eyebrow.

person one: whats wrong?
person two: Dude I have this horrible headache, but its only one side!!
person one: oh, you must have a one-eyed headache.

by Carlos Santiago September 26, 2005

one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...

by Trousermouse December 11, 2017

one eyed snake

Dick! Large Johnson! Huge hose!

Harley eats one eyed snakes for breakfast!

by HomelessWizzard August 7, 2022

one eyed brown monster

The forehead pattern after enjoying a powerful sewage slurp.

"I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."

by SmartAlek January 10, 2014

one eyed egyptian

When you have intercourse with your or someone elses dad

I went over to bazzas and did the one eyed egyptian #DDTB

by #BA DDTB May 21, 2017

one eyed Dave

When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.

That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.

by Chiefs15forlife July 26, 2023

one eyed monkey lover

A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.

1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.

2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.

by messy bun November 19, 2017