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Floor Taki

The act of shitting on a floor, covering it in hot sauce and chili powder, and eating it.
Yo, David just did a full on Floor Taki. Props to him
by bitchinlikea2 February 14, 2019
mugGet the Floor Takimug.

floor hash

When you smoke a joint made with hashish, the little molten pieces of it that fall to the floor and stick to it are called floor hash.
I should clean my room, there's so much floor hash in it that I'm starting to forget what the actual floor looked like.
by nikolajboarzersnev June 14, 2016
mugGet the floor hashmug.

Floor sauce

When you are just casually sitting somewhere and someone left sauce in the floor and you don’t want to sit there anymore
Person: let’s sit here
Human: ew no there is floor sauce
by FourForeFor4 May 14, 2019
mugGet the Floor saucemug.

floor fucker

an extremely slutty cheerleader that frequently drops to her knees and makes sexual gyrations with her hips while being very close to the ground
Did you see Emma cheering today? She was a total floor fucker during her dance
by Dora la exploradora January 30, 2015
mugGet the floor fuckermug.

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by MrQwerty December 14, 2003
mugGet the floormug.

toothpicks on the floor

a phrase describing a situation where something bad happened only because something good happened.
Tom: Oh man, banging Donna last night was great, but now she wants some relationship crap.
Jerry: Thats real toothpicks on the floor, man.
by cubanluis March 18, 2008
mugGet the toothpicks on the floormug.

the door in the floor

it is a euphamism for shame, guilt, maddening consequences; stemming from "A tell tale heart," by Edgar Allen Poe, where in he describes the agony of conscience. The murderer places the victim under the floorboards and drives himself crazy by imagining his heart beating through the wood.
Hey yo, every since I stole that lady's purse I've been having the door in the floor!
by Kat November 20, 2004
mugGet the the door in the floormug.

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