by iGoNorth February 2, 2023
Get the Beamedmug. by krychu September 12, 2017
Get the beam upmug. A flashy, node-based automation rig that frauds online metrics (views, clicks, sign-ups, etc.) by wiring “graph functions” together in a visual Node GUI—then unleashing the flow like a laser. Think: drag-drop boxes, connect the lines, press play, and a million little bots march in formation. Illegal, shady, and dumb to brag about.
Extended:
Noun — The actual workflow: a web of nodes (login → rotate proxies → mimic humans → spam endpoint → report “success”).
Verb — To graph-beam: to juice numbers with that workflow.
Figurative — Any over-engineered automation pipeline that “lights up” a target system whether for clout, cliques, or chaos.
Origin:
From “hit ’em with the beam” (laser sight on a target) + “graph” (the node-graph UI). The “beam” is the flow of automated requests; the “graph” is how you built the heist.
Usage Notes (read this, cowboy):
It’s fraud. Platforms ban this, laws hate this, wallets weep when fines show up.
Also used jokingly for legit automations: “We graph-beamed our ETL last night” (aka just automated it, calm down).
Synonyms / Related:
click-farm, botnet rig, automation pipeline, view-juice, metric spoof, spaghetti graph, growth-hack (iffy), click fraud (illegal)
Antonyms:
organic growth, real users, compliance, touch grass
Extended:
Noun — The actual workflow: a web of nodes (login → rotate proxies → mimic humans → spam endpoint → report “success”).
Verb — To graph-beam: to juice numbers with that workflow.
Figurative — Any over-engineered automation pipeline that “lights up” a target system whether for clout, cliques, or chaos.
Origin:
From “hit ’em with the beam” (laser sight on a target) + “graph” (the node-graph UI). The “beam” is the flow of automated requests; the “graph” is how you built the heist.
Usage Notes (read this, cowboy):
It’s fraud. Platforms ban this, laws hate this, wallets weep when fines show up.
Also used jokingly for legit automations: “We graph-beamed our ETL last night” (aka just automated it, calm down).
Synonyms / Related:
click-farm, botnet rig, automation pipeline, view-juice, metric spoof, spaghetti graph, growth-hack (iffy), click fraud (illegal)
Antonyms:
organic growth, real users, compliance, touch grass
“I wrote a bot for YouTube that increases our views — I hit ’em with the Graph Beam.” — Mister Valentine
“Those stats jumped overnight; somebody graph-beamed the campaign.”
“He didn’t even code it from scratch—just strung nodes together and fired the Graph Beam.”
“Marketing wanted organic; dev said, ‘Or we could Graph Beam it…’ (HR said please don’t.)”
“Those stats jumped overnight; somebody graph-beamed the campaign.”
“He didn’t even code it from scratch—just strung nodes together and fired the Graph Beam.”
“Marketing wanted organic; dev said, ‘Or we could Graph Beam it…’ (HR said please don’t.)”
by aidenvalentine October 26, 2025
Get the Graph Beammug. by MunchiesX October 17, 2020
Get the Pounding the devil’s support beammug. Moonbeams refers to a woman who wears short shorts, hot pants, or Daisy Dukes, such that as she walks, her tan lines pop in and out of the shorts, exposing untanned areas of her butt. Exposing the butt has been called mooning, but since these are intermittent exposures or flashes of untanned areas, they are moon beams.
by CyberBub August 10, 2025
Get the Moon Beamsmug. A queer person’s secret weapon, a laser beam made up of all the colors of the rainbow. However the power to emit it must be found from within.
by Whythisword July 16, 2022
Get the Rainbow beammug. by Doc Smoove June 26, 2022
Get the Beammug.