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Beamed

Getting shit on in a video game by a player who does not miss their shots.
Teammate1: yo this guy has not missed a shot on me!
Teammate2: bro you got beamed.
by iGoNorth February 2, 2023
mugGet the Beamedmug.

beam up

I’ll beam up with Mark and Anna today
by krychu September 12, 2017
mugGet the beam upmug.

Graph Beam

A flashy, node-based automation rig that frauds online metrics (views, clicks, sign-ups, etc.) by wiring “graph functions” together in a visual Node GUI—then unleashing the flow like a laser. Think: drag-drop boxes, connect the lines, press play, and a million little bots march in formation. Illegal, shady, and dumb to brag about.

Extended:

Noun — The actual workflow: a web of nodes (login → rotate proxies → mimic humans → spam endpoint → report “success”).

Verb — To graph-beam: to juice numbers with that workflow.

Figurative — Any over-engineered automation pipeline that “lights up” a target system whether for clout, cliques, or chaos.

Origin:
From “hit ’em with the beam” (laser sight on a target) + “graph” (the node-graph UI). The “beam” is the flow of automated requests; the “graph” is how you built the heist.

Usage Notes (read this, cowboy):

It’s fraud. Platforms ban this, laws hate this, wallets weep when fines show up.

Also used jokingly for legit automations: “We graph-beamed our ETL last night” (aka just automated it, calm down).

Synonyms / Related:
click-farm, botnet rig, automation pipeline, view-juice, metric spoof, spaghetti graph, growth-hack (iffy), click fraud (illegal)

Antonyms:
organic growth, real users, compliance, touch grass
“I wrote a bot for YouTube that increases our views — I hit ’em with the Graph Beam.” — Mister Valentine

“Those stats jumped overnight; somebody graph-beamed the campaign.”

“He didn’t even code it from scratch—just strung nodes together and fired the Graph Beam.”

“Marketing wanted organic; dev said, ‘Or we could Graph Beam it…’ (HR said please don’t.)”
by aidenvalentine October 26, 2025
mugGet the Graph Beammug.

Pounding the devil’s support beam

He needs to stop pounding the devil’s support beam. Look at that forearm!
by MunchiesX October 17, 2020
mugGet the Pounding the devil’s support beammug.

Moon Beams

Moonbeams refers to a woman who wears short shorts, hot pants, or Daisy Dukes, such that as she walks, her tan lines pop in and out of the shorts, exposing untanned areas of her butt. Exposing the butt has been called mooning, but since these are intermittent exposures or flashes of untanned areas, they are moon beams.
Her moonbeams are dancin' as she is prancin'. Her moon beams are popping in and out.
by CyberBub August 10, 2025
mugGet the Moon Beamsmug.

Rainbow beam

A queer person’s secret weapon, a laser beam made up of all the colors of the rainbow. However the power to emit it must be found from within.
This homophobe was being an asshole so I blasted a rainbow beam at him
by Whythisword July 16, 2022
mugGet the Rainbow beammug.

Beam

To beam tokens effortlessly between layer-2 rollups
I beamed my tokens from Boba to Metis in 5 seconds
by Doc Smoove June 26, 2022
mugGet the Beammug.

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