Open bobs

A everyday sentece used by indian online daters to hit up some Noods with Girls Like "Show Me Your Boob, Girl." Except its Mispelled,

Rajeet: 'Open bobs and show vagene'
Melissa: '???'
Rajeet: 'I want sexi Sex'
Melissa: 'Never Talk To Me Again"

by LilHyprChan April 24, 2018

Soap Opera

A television/radio serial drama characterized by sentimentality and melodrama.

Soap Opera
AKA: Daytime Serial Drama

by P Redeckis May 17, 2006

eye opener

An alcoholic drink one needs to get going in the morning.

"Todd is an alcoholic. He has an eye opener every day just after waking up."

by talley June 11, 2006

Opeth

best metal band to ever grace the earth with its presence.

the moor is fucking amazing. so is demon of the fall and deliverance.

by psychoman364 November 1, 2003

Open The Noor

A term used by a drunk man, who sounds Like Walter Jr. from the hit series Breaking Bad, from the viral outside edition video ask the owner of the property to open the noor.

"Open The Noor"

by Chesus_the_ll February 6, 2023

store opener

In racquetball, when a ball that was going to be a killshot goes under the buttocks and hits a male player facing the front wall in the back of the testicles, resulting in a testicular motion very similar to the bells on top of a door when you enter a store. Imagine hearing "ding-a-ling-a-lingaling" One of the most painful experiences in sports.

I'm gonna tape my balls to my stomach so I never get hit by a store opener again.

by Augie September 7, 2003

The position will remain open until it is filled

Once you have had a successful job interview with a university (or other state agency) and all of your references have been contacted, if you don't get a response about the job, the usual protocol is to phone and find out what's going on. When you hear "The position will remain open until it is filled," it means that there is a hiring freeze that no one is talking about.

"You gave a wonderful interview, and we could really see you teaching with us here at (insert university name here). Though you and the other professor were in fact short-listed for the only two positions you both interviewed for (meaning, one position was going to you and the other, to her), 'the position will remain open until it is filled.'" Translation: "We don't have any money or budget to hire ANYONE but we must keep up the pretense that there is work available, or else our potential student population will decrease as a result of a lack-of-confidence in our ability to attack quality instructors. In fact, our mandate is to weed-out tenure-track professors and replace their $100,000 positions with 3 Master's-level students who we plan to pay less than $33,000 to, each. But please keep calling so we can tell you that the position will remain open until it is filled. Have a nice day."

by Rhetoric in America March 16, 2008