“my roommate doesn’t put on any house shoes and just walks around the place barefoot. I have to strain myself not to tell him “Bro. Put those floor stompers away””
by dundunhead April 10, 2022

by liem May 14, 2014

When you are just casually sitting somewhere and someone left sauce in the floor and you don’t want to sit there anymore
by FourForeFor4 May 14, 2019

an extremely slutty cheerleader that frequently drops to her knees and makes sexual gyrations with her hips while being very close to the ground
by Dora la exploradora January 30, 2015

Tom: Oh man, banging Donna last night was great, but now she wants some relationship crap.
Jerry: Thats real toothpicks on the floor, man.
Jerry: Thats real toothpicks on the floor, man.
by cubanluis March 18, 2008

it is a euphamism for shame, guilt, maddening consequences; stemming from "A tell tale heart," by Edgar Allen Poe, where in he describes the agony of conscience. The murderer places the victim under the floorboards and drives himself crazy by imagining his heart beating through the wood.
by Kat November 20, 2004
