nonceagram

A nonceagram is a group of pedophilles all in the same place at the same time

“Look dad, it’s a nonceagram”

by BigBoyCreZza February 18, 2019

Nonce

British slang for pedophile

Person 1"my PE teacher is a right nonce he looks at me in the changing room while I'm getting changed"
Person 2"yeah he sounds like one"

by BLLBAG man March 4, 2019

Nonce

A pedophile

Sam “Some man touched my leg” joe well he’s a right nonce

by Mr pointy tits March 13, 2019

Nonce

Rahul is a nonce who watches your children

Yo jacob I think a wild Rahul is watching your children

man hes such a nonce

by amsg March 20, 2019

Nonce

Allen Clark

Hey, you know that allen Clark guy? He’s a nonce

by Niggajeeboy May 26, 2019

Nonce

A nonce is a pedophile it’s used as an insult and it is when an older person does stuff to the younger one

Man: hey children

Children: YOUR A NONCE !!
Man: come and get in my white van and I’ll show u my puppy

Children : ok but are u a pedophile
Man: no I’m not but I like little children touching me sexually

by Obese polar bear May 27, 2019

Nonce Pass

A person can get a nonce pass from noncy behaviour if the subject of the discussion is older than the person talking.

Jack: Laura is well fit. I'd deffo smash.
Matt: Mate that's kinda booky that you're talking about her like that, isn't she like 16?
Jack: Don't worry, I'm 16 too. I've got the nonce pass.
Matt: Oh okay, safe.

by Boniitti July 8, 2019